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    Quote Originally Posted by Wizzle
    So can you submit characters or is it the guy who played the character? You need to draw the line here or it could get out of control.
    Good point: It's the guy who played him. The guy should have a "portfolio of cool".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
    Good point: It's the guy who played him. The guy should have a "portfolio of cool".
    In that case I'll have to nominate Joshua Jackson

    The only man to ever...

    Captain his District-5 hockey team
    Bone his high school teacher
    Bone his best friends girl
    Bone someone as a werewolf
    and
    He has dated Katie Holmes, Brittany Daniel, Julia Stiles, Rosario Dawson and is currently dating Diane Kruger

    Kelly Youngblood: Don't take any shit from them Canucks. To them,
    you're just another wetback, crossing the border to play their game.
    Dean Youngblood: They'll never catch me!
    Kelly Youngblood: Oh, they'll catch you.

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    No Canadians.
    Find a new slant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn
    No Canadians.
    Weeeelll, Big Gulps Eh
    See ya Later!
    Kelly Youngblood: Don't take any shit from them Canucks. To them,
    you're just another wetback, crossing the border to play their game.
    Dean Youngblood: They'll never catch me!
    Kelly Youngblood: Oh, they'll catch you.

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    Just joking, of course, I am, after all, the author of not only this incredibly long sentence chock full of commas, but also the author of the legendary, "Great and Famous Canadians (a photo essay of sorts)" thread.

    But we certainly won't allow Puerto Ricans, of course.
    Find a new slant.

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    The only request that I have is that we call the Athletes region the "Dana Barros Region."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fraserburn
    In that case I'll have to nominate Joshua Jackson

    The only man to ever...

    Captain his District-5 hockey team
    Bone his high school teacher
    Bone his best friends girl
    Bone someone as a werewolf
    and
    He has dated Katie Holmes, Brittany Daniel, Julia Stiles, Rosario Dawson and is currently dating Diane Kruger

    I did all that, except my hockey team was District 4. Nominate him, I'd say he brings the goods.
    Oh, and I boned a chicke while dressed up as a porcupine.
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    Entry representing the Hasselhoff Regional:



    Carl Sagan

    * Popularized the scientific process through his books, the COSMOS television series, his column in Parade Magazine, and his appearances on Johnny Carson.

    * Got his doctorate at age 26 in astrophysics, and started lecturing at Harvard until he was 32. Started working as an adviser to NASA as an undergrad.

    * Was made full professor at Cornell at age 35

    * Designed the gold plaque onboard the Pioneer 10 and 11 probes that identified the creators of the spacecrafts as human beings.

    * Smoked lots of weed, as documented in Carl Sagan: A Life. Advocated (privately) on behalf of marijuana legalization, as his widow Ann Druyan has advocated for it publicly.

    * Married 3 times, mostly due to the fact that the ladies could not keep their mitts off him.

    * Taught a class in "The Fine Art of Baloney Detection" at Cornell until his death in 1996.

    * Had the most incredible taste in clothes I've ever seen; even more impressive considering he was a nerd. He was the Steve McQueen of science.

    * Wrote the awesome novel "Contact" which was later made into a mediocre movie with Jodie Foster.

    * Was the person responsible for ideas like "global greenhouse effect" and "nuclear winter."

    * Demonstrated the production of amino acids from basic chemicals through the use of radiation and electricity, giving rise to new plausible theories of abiogenesis.

    * Worked in the political sphere against the nuclear arms buildup of the 1980s.

    * Was the world's leading expert on planets and planet-like entities, how they form, how they are destroyed, and how they might support life.

    * Now has a chairmanship at Cornell named after him - the Carl Sagan Chair of Planetary Astrophysics.

    * Had the smoothest and most hypnotic voice in the known universe. He was like Bob Ross except you ended up learning something in the process.

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    Holy shit swami this isnt a Man-Love contest
    Kelly Youngblood: Don't take any shit from them Canucks. To them,
    you're just another wetback, crossing the border to play their game.
    Dean Youngblood: They'll never catch me!
    Kelly Youngblood: Oh, they'll catch you.

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    Here are some names of some cool motherfuckers that I pulled from various posters in the MANCRUSH thread.


    George Blaha
    Denzel Washington
    Eddie Vedder
    Mike Ness
    Henry Rollins
    Robert Plant
    Bob Barker
    Will Ferrell
    Tom Izzo
    Bill Clinton
    Charles Barkley
    Find a new slant.

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