"Things I've never done"

[MoTown]

And that's why you're a cynical human being, Zip. There is nothing more pure and truthful than a message board.

[Matt]

I've never jumped off a plane.

I've never fired a gun.

I've never been to jail.

I've never beaten up a clown.

I've never driven over 115 MPH.

[Fraserburn]

I've never been to jail

I've never watched an entire Michigan game

I've never been on the corkscrew at cedar point

I never gotten laid after singing you've lost that lovin feeling to a woman

[WTFchris]

I've never been to jail

I've never watched an entire Michigan game

I've never been on the corkscrew at cedar point

I never gotten laid after singing you've lost that lovin feeling to a woman

Well, Fraserburn is not a Cincinatti Bengal or Tom Cruise. We almost have you figured out.

[Uncle Mxy]

I've never made whoopee with three women at once.

[Fraserburn]

I've never made whoopee with three women at once.

Made Whoopee?
Who are you? Richard Dawson?
Made Whoopee?
Wait you mean like Fucking!

[WTFchris]

[Glenn]

Uncle Mxy is indeed the Bob Eubanks of WTF

[Zip Goshboots]

Anyone remember when they had that question (they only show it on "Game Show Bloopers"): "Where is the weirdest place you've ever made whoopeee?" and one of the wives answered "In the ass"?

[Fraserburn]

Anyone remember when they had that question (they only show it on "Game Show Bloopers"): "Where is the weirdest place you've ever made whoopeee?" and one of the wives answered "In the ass"?

Good Answer Good Answer

Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.

What... like the back of a Volkswagen?