And that's why you're a cynical human being, Zip. There is nothing more pure and truthful than a message board.
And that's why you're a cynical human being, Zip. There is nothing more pure and truthful than a message board.
Originally Posted by WTFchris
I've never jumped off a plane.
I've never fired a gun.
I've never been to jail.
I've never beaten up a clown.
I've never driven over 115 MPH.
I've never been to jail
I've never watched an entire Michigan game
I've never been on the corkscrew at cedar point
I never gotten laid after singing you've lost that lovin feeling to a woman
Kelly Youngblood: Don't take any shit from them Canucks. To them,
you're just another wetback, crossing the border to play their game.
Dean Youngblood: They'll never catch me!
Kelly Youngblood: Oh, they'll catch you.
Well, Fraserburn is not a Cincinatti Bengal or Tom Cruise. We almost have you figured out.Originally Posted by Fraserburn
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
I've never made whoopee with three women at once.
Made Whoopee?Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
Who are you? Richard Dawson?
Made Whoopee?
Wait you mean like Fucking!
Kelly Youngblood: Don't take any shit from them Canucks. To them,
you're just another wetback, crossing the border to play their game.
Dean Youngblood: They'll never catch me!
Kelly Youngblood: Oh, they'll catch you.
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Uncle Mxy is indeed the Bob Eubanks of WTF
Find a new slant.
Anyone remember when they had that question (they only show it on "Game Show Bloopers"): "Where is the weirdest place you've ever made whoopeee?" and one of the wives answered "In the ass"?
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
Good Answer Good AnswerOriginally Posted by Zip Goshboots
Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.What... like the back of a Volkswagen?
Kelly Youngblood: Don't take any shit from them Canucks. To them,
you're just another wetback, crossing the border to play their game.
Dean Youngblood: They'll never catch me!
Kelly Youngblood: Oh, they'll catch you.
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