New schtick, a spin-off from the "Things I don't get" thread. Also, another idea stolen from sports talk radio.
-I've never quoted a line from Seinfeld when hanging with friends

-I've never driven a manual transmission car

-I've never watched a single episode of Starsky & Hutch, Airwolf, Cagney and Lacey, Coach, The Fall Guy, Full House, Jake and the Fat Man, Lou Grant, Murphy Brown, Moonlighting, Murder She Wrote, Perfect Strangers, Roseanne, Simon & Simon or The Wonder Years

-I've never been outside of North America

-I've never been to Thunder Nationals or any other motocross-type event that uses those radio commercials with the scary deep-voiced announcer.