"Things I've never done"

[Fraserburn]

I've never put it in da butt

[Timone]

So WTFMICH, would you dance with him if he rubbed money all over you?

yes, if Jennifer Love Hewitt would also rub against me too.

[Big Swami]

I've never done heroin. Even codeine makes me feel woozy and sick.

I've never gone to a strip club.

I've never peed in a bottle.

All in all, the things I've never done are pretty much gross.

[Tahoe]

I've never tasered anyone for talking to much...wanted to, but never done it.

[Timone]

I've never even smoked weed.

[Zekyl]

I've never smoked weed
I've never smoked cigarettes
I've never drank so much that I forgot things
I've never had a threesome
I've never been to a strip club
I've never had any wireless company other than Verizon
I've never been a member of any other forum but WTFDetroit

[Higherwarrior]

i've never won an oscar
i've never been convicted of murder.
i've never died
i've never stayed at a holiday inn express

[DE]

i've never won an oscar
i've never been convicted of murder.
i've never died
i've never stayed at a holiday inn express

O.J., you're a Detroit sports fan?

(sorry, it's 8:00 AM and I've been up all night)

[Higherwarrior]

sorry i meant to add a few more:

i've never owned a pair of gloves for more than a few months- always seem to lose one here or there.

i've never cut myself with a knife; no wait that's not true- there was one time i cut my hand while i was.........carving some meat

i've never officially published my own book by myself

i've never been scared of blood

i've never shied away from public criticism

i've never believed in showing any emotion if your ex-wife (who you're trying to reunite with) if found savagely murdered and you're labelled a suspect in her death.

i've never been a convincing liar

i've never gotten over the fact that johnie cochran is dead and gone, unable to help me...uhhh...people who might need a good lawyer.

[Zip Goshboots]

I've never believed 90% of the shit I see guys write about themselves on message boards.