"Things I've never done"

[Glenn]

New schtick, a spin-off from the "Things I don't get" thread. Also, another idea stolen from sports talk radio.
-I've never quoted a line from Seinfeld when hanging with friends

-I've never driven a manual transmission car

-I've never watched a single episode of Starsky & Hutch, Airwolf, Cagney and Lacey, Coach, The Fall Guy, Full House, Jake and the Fat Man, Lou Grant, Murphy Brown, Moonlighting, Murder She Wrote, Perfect Strangers, Roseanne, Simon & Simon or The Wonder Years

-I've never been outside of North America

-I've never been to Thunder Nationals or any other motocross-type event that uses those radio commercials with the scary deep-voiced announcer.

[Timone]

I've never danced.

[MoTown]

I've never raped and killed a drifter who pissed me off because he smudged my shoe by flicking his Black and Mild only to laugh at the fact I asked him to apologize...

[Glenn]

I've never danced.

[Zip Goshboots]

I can't really think of anything.

[Timone]

NO!!!!!!!! NOT J-LOVE!!!!!!!!!

Why Glenn Why...

[Glenn]

I can't really think of anything.

Ever done 2 or more chicks at the same time?

A kilo of coke?

Come on, Goshboots.

[WTFchris]

I've only driven a manual car once (D'sNutz stellar escort).

Never done any drugs (besides alcohol of course), never smoked, never done two chicks either.

Nothing too shocking there I imagine.

[WTFchris]

So WTFMICH, would you dance with him if he rubbed money all over you?

[Zip Goshboots]

You said "Things I've NEVER done"
Fortunately, cocaine is one thing I've never done.