How young is too young

[gusman]

I work at a place where a lot of younger girls work which is in michigan, I am not exactly sure what the legal age of consent in Michigan is? This girl I work with is throwing herself at me every time we work, saying her parents are not home and whe wants me to come over. The only thing is, 1) I am her manager and 2) she is under 18. Would you guys take the chance of messing around with someone under the age of 18 if you were over that age>

[Timone]

To balance things out and make it fair they need to impose a strict dress code on the teenage girls of today. though I don't mind watching them from my car

[gusman]

LOL it is difficult when you see a hot body on a younger girl

[Zip Goshboots]

FUCK NO.
Don't shit where you eat, and don't mess around with anything that even LOOKS like it is not of legal consent.
And for the love of Gawd, what the FUCK would EVER make you want to mess around with a chick who still lives with here parents?
Fuckin' go home and jerk you pud 20 times a day if you have to, jerk off at work if you have to.
This one could ONLY have a bad ending.

[RegicideGreg]

It's 16 in michigan

[UxKa]

One, Zip is right, dont fuck around at work. Two, here is the map:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...of_Consent.png

[Fool]

That was a good thread.

[DennyMcLain]

15 will get you 20.

...unless you're in Mexico, or East Lansing.

[Hermy]

Supposing you are under 40 fuck the shit outa that.

[Big Swami]

I thank Zeus or Quetzlcoatl or Cthulhu or Jesus or whoever that I am not single anymore. Best decision I've ever made with my life.

Fun facts to help you make up your mind:

* Girls under...say...25 years old are profoundly dumb, for the most part.
* Girls under...say...25 years old are vicious and devious about their retarded bullshit lives. Like Chris Rock says, "Baby, Michelle isn't trying to 'destroy' you, you're both bagging groceries for a living!"
* Girls under...say...25 years old are capricious and love to play games.

It's a formula for disaster, my friend. Do not go near the young women, attractive as they might be to you. It may not always end in county court, but it ends unhappily. I have said my peace.