Give each other the worst advice ever.

[Timone]

Be like me.



not really me btw.

[Uncle Mxy]

If you have to get breast implants, be sure they make a bionic sound when you squeeze 'em.

[Zip Goshboots]

Door to door saleswomen are out for only one thing: To get laid.
Invite them in, start with the dirty talk, rub your penis, and if they start to leave, bar the door.
Whatever they say in an attempt to make it seem like they don't crave your sexual energy, ignore it.
If she says she'll call the police, just tell her the truth: When the cops get here, they're gonna want some too.

[Zip Goshboots]

If you have kids and they are trying to figure out which college to attend, send a PM to bukdow and I'm sure he'll give you some cogent advice.

If you send a PM to bukdow's parents, they'll tell you whichever one your kid will be most likely to meet Ted Bundy at.

[Big Swami]

Be like me.



not really me btw.

It's McLovin!

[DennyMcLain]

Be like me.



not really me btw.

What EXACTLY is your left hand "doing" in that pic???

[Uncle Mxy]

The left hand is petting the hooker who's giving him a blowjob while he hacks into a bank. It's a timed test.

[Timone]

My connections to said bank are tenuous at best.

[Fool]

The left hand is petting the hooker who's giving him a blowjob while he hacks into a bank. It's a timed test.

Swordfish is the best movie you will ever see and you should own multiple copies of it.

Just a note to whoever brought it up: Indeed, a month is probably a short estimate but they appear to have moved pretty fast as well.

[Big Swami]

Swordfish is the best movie you will ever see and you should own multiple copies of it.

Making that comment in this thread makes you pretty fuckin' cogent, my man.