Be like me.
not really me btw.
Be like me.
not really me btw.
If you have to get breast implants, be sure they make a bionic sound when you squeeze 'em.
Door to door saleswomen are out for only one thing: To get laid.
Invite them in, start with the dirty talk, rub your penis, and if they start to leave, bar the door.
Whatever they say in an attempt to make it seem like they don't crave your sexual energy, ignore it.
If she says she'll call the police, just tell her the truth: When the cops get here, they're gonna want some too.
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
If you send a PM to bukdow's parents, they'll tell you whichever one your kid will be most likely to meet Ted Bundy at.Originally Posted by Glenn
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
It's McLovin!Originally Posted by WTFMICH
What EXACTLY is your left hand "doing" in that pic???Originally Posted by WTFMICH
The left hand is petting the hooker who's giving him a blowjob while he hacks into a bank. It's a timed test.
My connections to said bank are tenuous at best.
Swordfish is the best movie you will ever see and you should own multiple copies of it.Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
Just a note to whoever brought it up: Indeed, a month is probably a short estimate but they appear to have moved pretty fast as well.
STEW BEEF!
Making that comment in this thread makes you pretty fuckin' cogent, my man.Originally Posted by Fool
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