I have a problem: I have a neighbor who's pretty damn hot. We have "taco and margaita" night once in a while (I supply the tacos, she makes the drinks). Well, each time has ended with a full body massage compliments of yours truly, and a little tongue (use your imagination on that one). Problem is, she has a boyfriend. Some douche who seems to be nothing special. Drives a Camry. Looks and sounds like a dope. But, she seems to like him enough.
Waitaminute...what the fuck am I doing??? I'm gonna go kick his ass, and if she doesn't appreciate my tough love, I'm gonna bang that bitch sideways and scream "Say 'harder' you filthy whore".
Thanks, Mola. You're a True American®
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