Give each other the worst advice ever.

[Tahoe]

129 nailed it

[Uncle Mxy]

Be a Lions fan.
It's fantastic!

[Tahoe]

Watch Pshycho with the kids and grandma.

[Shoopy]

There's a fat bitch I work with who's been screwing around with some loser until a few weeks ago.

Little Shoopy wants to drill for some lard, but Shoopy just couldn't live with the embarrassment.

Should I bang my fat bitch co-worker to end my dry-spell and potentially destroy the friendship I have with a cute pre-med bitch who hasn't really shown that much interest in me thus far?

[Higherwarrior]

not only should you fuck the fat bitch, you should do it bareback and end with a nice big creampie.

[mercury]

Go to your wife's favorite watering hole... get drunk on yo ass and pick up the local slut... make sure you drive on the main drag at closing time.

[DrRay11]

Drink a few 40s of Schlitz and eat a bunch of pizza, but don't poop before going to work tomorrow.

[Glenn]

You should've give your love to JeHeSus, it couldn't do you no harm.

[Tahoe]

Vote Hillary!

[Timone]

Vote Hillary!

Hey bro, it says worst advice ever, not best advice ever.