The official "Fool loves the Detroit Shock" thread (Presented By Tampax)

[WTFchris]

So Ford is done for the season with an ACL tear? I bet that Shock player she had to hold back feels like a giant dueche bag.

[WTFchris]

Fool is going to be pissed:

NEW YORK -- The WNBA swiftly suspended the Detroit and Los Angeles players and Shock assistant coach Rick Mahorn for their role in a skirmish at The Palace of Auburn Hills.
Shock forward Plenette Pierson was suspended Thursday for four games for initiating and escalating the altercation in what was the harshest penalty.
Mahorn was suspended for two games, as were Shannon Bobbitt and Murriel Page of the Sparks.
Players suspended for one game included: Detroit's Kara Braxton, Tasha Humphrey, Elaine Powell and Sheri Sam, along with Los Angeles' Lisa Leslie, Candace Parker and DeLisha Milton-Jones.
WNBA president Donna Orender issued a statement that said the events Tuesday were inexcusable and were not indicative of what the league stands for.

So the Shock lose:
Pierson - 4 games
Mahorn - 2 games
Braxton - 1 game
Humphrey - 1 game
Powell - 1 game
Sam - 1 game

and the Sparks lose:
Leslie - 1 game
Parker - 1 game
Jones - 1 game

[Glenn]

SHOCK-NATION IS OUTRAGED

[Black Dynamite]

[Fool]

Without Ford you might as well suspend the whole damn team.

[MoTown]

I love how Parker only got one game. That cracks me up.

[Jethro34]

I will watch more women's basketball if this happens more often. Maybe they should make fighting legal like hockey.

Bra and panties match, anyone?

*thinks about above statement*

*shudders*

Nevermind.

This would have been especially nice with 50-year-old Nancy Leiberman involved.

[Jethro34]

Also, Candace Parker is the WNBA's Lebron - therefore she'll get the benefit of the doubt and some will be outraged she was suspended at all.

What a joke.

[Zekyl]

Still haven't seen a video of the fight.

[Glenn]

Still haven't seen a video of the fight.

+20 MoTowns