-adidas
-going to bed before 11 pm
-tumbling classes
-children's television
-vans
-not understanding ballers
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-adidas
-going to bed before 11 pm
-tumbling classes
-children's television
-vans
-not understanding ballers
...Damn, I need to start working on this.
-listening to conversations about unloading on a girls faces
-not having conversations about unloading on girls faces
Note: UxKa and P are Dads but do no fall under the "Dad type".
And, for the record, Wizzle corrected me. The official term is "Dad guy" not "Dad type", but for purposes of this discussion, we'll go with this.
I'm pretty sure Zip wouldn't be considered a Dad guy.
Ballers don't listen to Elvis and Sinatra.
Dad guys don't stop liking a song after it becomes old. They also don't just jump on the next hot artist's bandwagon because all of their friends are doing it.
-Not ordering from Eastbay
-HORRIBLE DECISIONS.
-screen printed apparel (vs. embroidered)
-bounce parties
Saying friends and not homies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Douche Baggins
things that are "Dad Guy"
-mowing the lawn, and taking pride in it
-shoveling the driveway, first thing in the morning
-wearing straight leg jeans, that baggy look is for thugs
-not playing video games or understanding the greatness of video games
-buying clothes at Meijer, cuz' hell, they're cheaper and they do the same thing as those fancy Mall clothes
-talking about work, "you wouldn't believe the numbers I crunched today"
-talking about monthly bills, "what's your interest rate?"
-grunting when going from kneeling to standing or vice versa
-driving a "family car", it's just more sensible
-fixing anything in the house, because you can and you have to
-listening to talk radio that is not sports talk and watching the news
-being out of shape, ahh the famous Dad Guy belly
-nothing you do is "tight"
Did he email that to you?
-the use of "and/or"
Flannel.
they are almost all direct quotes from over the years
-references to "the boy"
^ That's a "granddad type" thing.
no no, discussing the kids is a huge one
The age of Wizzle people. Recognize.
"-nothing you do is tight" is harsh.
almost by definitionQuote:
Originally Posted by Wizzle
Talking about your kids IS a "dad type" thing, but referring to your son as "the boy" is a granddad thing.
Actually, I'm almost positive it's a great granddad type thing.
Tahoe uses "the boy", and that dude is really old.
Joe Cocker.
Knowing what a bounce party is.
FuckQuote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
Finding the humor in Pee-wee's Big Adventure.
I wear my dadness with pride.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Douche Baggins
It's a classic, no doubt.
Holy shit those are spot on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wizzle
'The boy' isn't grand dad, spandex waist pants are, slip in shoes, mashed potatoes and apple sauce, those lil M T W T F S S pill reminder things are grand dad things.
Not to mention loud TVs, not knowing how to playback a message on the recorder your grandson set up for you, talking really loud, talking to phone recorders like they are a your son or daughter, etc.
-Calling things Phone Recorders.
LOL...I was actually laughing when I wrote that
Shop-Vacing (sp?) the basement at 11:00 at night while drinking a beer.
Tight white Fruit of the Loom underware probably from Meijer.
New Balance shoes, but they have to be plain, white and blue only.
BTW, Great List Wizzle
-coupons
How about buying a new couch?
-Chinese buffets
-carrying change (coins)
Not having consistent viewing time for TV series
Haircuts at home.
hey nowQuote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
Bringing in the groceries from the car