What's your excuse today?

I'm too tired to do anything.

football/fantasy

so nonproductive

No excuses. Did all the running around yesterday. Need to relax today.

I have an evening class that night, sorry.

My car is too small to help you move; doesn't your brother own a truck?

I'll do it tomorrow.

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No, I don't have a problem with alcohol, I'm just really thirsty.

This assignment I'm doing isn't due for another three weeks; hows's one day of playing video games gonna hurt me?