Tahoe, your style is tired, your lyrics are wack/
And your flow? I won't even speak on that/
I wage war for fun -- battles? you win none/
Old man it's the end of your run, like the Spurs you're DONE/
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Tahoe, your style is tired, your lyrics are wack/
And your flow? I won't even speak on that/
I wage war for fun -- battles? you win none/
Old man it's the end of your run, like the Spurs you're DONE/
I'm not the best rapper, but I'll tell you this much/
InternetPosterGlennDanzig is a fucking ass munch/
A punk ass that gets off when he swats my shit/
Fuckin' jealous 'cause he knows he can't top my shit/
Also, this isn't meant to be an "LDB v. WTF" type of thread. Feel free to call out anyone you're beefin' with.
Now Wil Ledezma really sucks ass
My apologies folks, for being so crass
But this motherfucker really gets me worked up
He thinks he's a wolf but he's really just a pup
Or maybe a kitten, as Tahoe might say
Hey there Wil, why don't you come out and play?
But you better be careful 'cause you might get shot
In fact I'm pretty damn sure that you're gonna get got
For all that ignorant garbage that your keyboard tends to spew
You think you're original but your hate's nothing new
It's the same old trash we've been hearing for years
A sad representation of all your biggest fears
That hide deep down within your sad little soul
A message for the children, that'll be your role
A constant reminder of what's wrong with this life
Only through BATTLE can we end this strife
Ok, back to sleep now.
This is either really, really awful or really, really great.
Not sure which one, yet.
Also, I'm not sure if that was a set-up, but if it was, then thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
Roger that...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Douche Baggins
Alright, 田武雄, enough is enough.
I'm sick of your attitude, actin' all tough.
"No watch the games" - What kind of shit is that?
"No buy momentos" - that's gayer than Zekyl's frat.
No, I don't want to wear your fucking T-shirt...
You keep bringing that shit, you's gonna get hurt.
I'm sick of you being all high and mighty
I'm ending this now: neat and tidy.
Don't post here again, this is your final warning.
Because if you do, 田武雄 will be dead by morning.
Trust me, it's awful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
This on the other hand...........Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
:motown owns:
I can't stop laughing at this.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
Muhme's a bitch and you can tell him I said it
I'd go on, but he won't find this so forget it
田武雄 had it coming to him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
Tre and Knockout, all I can say is fuck both y'all
You'll both get dominated like buk's cousins at beach volleyball
Talkin' all this mess 'bout MSU, who the fuck are you kididn'?
You both are a couple GVSU grads that are bootlickin'
You two are douches and not of the Lord Baggins variety
Come outta the shadows? More like come outta the closet and quit lyin' to me
Whitey's rappin, funny as Hell.
The antinigga lyrican straight from his Dell.
Thinkin he's the shit, ballin at the screen
Facing it up, serious and mean.
WTF stands for Whitey The Fake
Like LDB, bringing the Hate.
Slamming the reply like pullin' the trigger
300 pounds of muscle bound nigga.
A next-level Mola, comin' on strong
Facing a Glock you wouldn't last long.
Ain't no Glock here, just cyberspace shits.
Noobs and Trolls and pussy and tits.
All fake here, fake shit to deal.
Until a knock on your door makes the deal all real.
Knock up your mamma, rape your bitch sis.
Footsteps up your staircase, making you piss.
Reality's my name, death is my game.
Cyber or not, you're gone all the same.
I'll rip McLain to shreds just to send a message to those that doubt me
The fuck's this little bitch gonna do? Write a comic strip about me?
McLain, who the fuck you kiddin' writin' rhymes tryin' to take the piss?
Just aks yourself this "why am I fucking with the Lord when I'm a cartoonist?"
Spendin' too much time in bukdow's rume and ain't thinkin' clearly
By the way, Bubba called from prison, he says he misses you dearly
OH SNAP!
You're a Lord, I'd have to dismiss.
Faggoty tights you wear, and you soaks them in piss.
LDB's got skin as thin as a benjamin, and green as it too.
Keep up the smack, bitch, your mouth spewing poo.
I'd have loved to say shit, cause shit is the word
But it don't rhyme with too, and neither does "turd".
Which is what you are, a turd full of shit
Like those faggoty assed tight you ram up your clit.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!
McLain's obsessed with me, is he confused about his sexuality?
Or maybe he just fails to understand he's incapable of battling me
Sittin' there thinkin' you can challenge, with rhymes so plain
After I'm through with ya, they'll have to change your name to McSlain
And what's this shit about faggoty pants soaked in piss?
Come on bro, I'd expect better from a cartoonist
You're the same guy that created bukdow's Rume and Wilfredo's World
Keep usin' that potential, one day you might get laid by an actual girl
OH SHIT! DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
Too many words, too much to say
Keep 'em short, simple and gay.
Gay is easy for you, it is what you be
Think about THAT each time you drop to your knees.
But Lawrds don't drop their tights, don't drop to their knees
Unless, that is, they got someone to please.
Stripping that log, stripping that frown.
Dumping on your man, dumping on MoTown.
Did I say MoTown, the words just slipped out
Like LDB's cock, which leaves one in doubt.
As to whether he's a man, or somethin all together
Maybe a tranny, all clad in leather.
But Lawrds don't wear leather, unless their on a hunt
Prolly for a sausage, in lieu of a cunt.
Then West Hollywood's your safari, roll with your gun.
Your meat whistle that is, the one that's for fun.
Bro, you just sealed your fate by bringing MoTown into this.
I feel so lame after reading these
Just so you know, Denny, there might be a drive-by scheduled for your location at some point if this continues...
I read your post, but your response doesn't rhymeQuote:
Originally Posted by Lord Douche Baggins
Lawrd understands his days are far short on time.
Don't worry about Mo, I used him to throw you
And now that it's done, the answer is "Lord Who?"
McLain's back and talkin' about God knows what
Callin' me gay when he drew a pic of buk with a dildo in his butt
Yo Denny, why are you always on some queer shit?
Could it be because you can't get enough of queer dick?
Now, I'm going to admit, your last effort was pretty tight
But because it offended me, I'm not rapping anymore, let's fight
Give me your address and I'll come meet up with you any time
That way you can learn what to say and what not to say when you rhyme
I'm dead serious too bro, don't back out like Daviticus
You've done got me pissed, any offers of peace will be :dismissed:
Changin the game? You're starting to lag
Stay in the rules, or go pack your bag.
Y'know this is for fun, only a game
Unless you serious, then I'd say go get laid.
Cause it's a computer, not some yard or alley
Where I'd crush your best complete and handily.
Unless Mo arrives packing his gun.......
On second thought, I won't go there, or I'll REALLY be done.
Speaking of Daviticus... yeah, I mentioned you bitch
Shouldn't have called me out if you didn't want to be left lyin' in a ditch
McSlain, you need to learn from Daviticus, and see what happens
When you decide to call out one Lord Douche Baggins
If you're West Coast, I'll say it's alright
Cause it's only 6:30, not even night.
But if you're EAST coast, then I'll say
IT'S 9:30 AND YOU'RE STILL HOME? Gotta be gay.
McSlain you're a cunt, you're lucky you live in Cali
If you were here I'd be whoopin' your ass like Bayside does Valley
And if you're wondering if I'm serious, just try me motherfucker
And I'll give Tahoe the ok to come fuck you up, cocksucker
Bayside? I think you meant Westside
No matter, not like you're runnin to hide.
Which is a good thing, I like a good fight
But do me a favor, man -- don't wear those tights.
Your words are all full of hate
Or just easy to say, easy to create.
"Cocksucker" and "motherfucker", your form is all wrong
Wanna stay in the game, you need to loose the bong.
You speak about the Westside like you're a modern day 2Pac
I recommend you cool it, before you really do get shot
In fact, I have it on good word that he's coming
So you might want to call this thing off, or start running
You speak of "he", in a Denali he be rumblin'
But use proper wordage, somethin like "he's cummin"
If you're good, we'll end this war
Cause wars are no good, wars are for whores.
Whores who don't give a shit, whores who don't care
We all good in my book, the table is bare.
Call off Mo, before he hurts himself sick
Sits on his gun, and blows off his dick.
Then he'll post in tiny high pitched prose
And bang less-than-hotties using only his nose.
The war is off, I'm now turning my attention
Towards a certain poster whose name I won't mention
I'm sure you've heard of 'em, he's from a certain city in Ohio
A self-admitted emo, as he stated in his myspace bio
He can no longer deny any accusations comin' from Baggins
And as for this supposed girlfriend? Pics or it didn't happen
As a matter of fact, I'm willing to bet that this kid is pretty queer
A fucking pussy decked head to toe in Cleveland Cavaliers gear
These are warning shots, I'll write a full fledged diss
The day Wilfredo Ledezma ever decides to read this
Which is to say never, because this shit ain't worth it
I'll just go back to dissin' posters that are as old as the Earth is
Tight as Hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Douche Baggins
Ay yo Stevie G, you don't know me, but I know you
And I also know what you and your brothers are up to
Watermelon and fried chicken jokes? That shit ain't cool
Don't forget to catch the bus Monday, don't wanna be late for school
McLain, McLain, we've always been cool.
That's why I'll spare you from your own blood pool.
This beef with Lord Baggins has got to end,
Because my mercy only goes so far, my friend.
So now we should turn our focus to a mutual foe.
Someone who, I'm sure, loves the term "bro."
He's an Indian's fan, who claims to love lots of beavers.
But honsetly, he's probably more in to Cleveland Steamers.
I'll cut this short, for now, later I'll say more
I'll leave you with this thought as I walk out the door:
This is WTF DETROIT where we're a cut above the rest,
Your connection to us is TENUOUS AT BEST.
This was awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Douche Baggins
No more single sentence posts from Mo, cuttin it looseQuote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
Laying it down like some killah named Juice.
Doing his thing, doing it right, doing it strong
Doing it like that Doctor named Seuss all day long.
Or more like Dr Dre, or something like GZA
But nothin like Ohio, that shit's all gay.
McLain is quite alright, but I'll tell you whose rhymes ain't tight
It's that fag DocTre's -- by the way, is Keith's shoulder alright?
Fucking chump posts once a week and proceeds to leave
You thinkin' you're better than WTF really makes me seethe
I know ya won't try me 'cuz you don't like HORRIBLE DECISIONS
And your rhymes are so wack, you're better off if you just sit and listen
Fucking K-Mart Sparty and you have the nerve to talk Michigan arrogance?
Especially when you've got game that's comparable to Nick Sheridan's?
As a point of reference...how good some of these are or how bad I suck at it...here goes
Fool aint cool cuz he swims in a pool with a chunk of stool
and DrRay aint gay, but he roots for the crimson and gray
nothing more to say
McClain's brain drains are cartoons that are insane
Zekyl .... is from Cleveland Yo
and whats the skinny on vinny and 'the bag' whos on the rag
and Glenns love of Ben since I don't know when
and Darko better than Melo?...HELLOOOOO!
I DISmiss chris with bliss but MoTown aint no clown
from the master blaster the detroit disaster
And as bad as that is, it definately isn't the worst post I've made.