Piss on my leg.
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Piss on my leg.
Shoop da whoop!
Cut my toenails.
Hahaha, I see what you did there.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
Mountain Man Dump
Gotta stop drinking chocolate milk before work.
dropped the kids off at the pool
fuck you
Dairy Queen soft serve.
"Old El Paso"
Logs 'n mush
shower time
Merlot Blow
Relieved of my doodie.
wash that morning breath out of my mouth
Brushed my teef.
Now, if only I could start caring enough to shower every day...
"someone just destroyed this place"
machine gun fight
Not since close encounters has a man made so great a mountain.
brown paint brush.
Why do I read this thread?
Don't forget the ®!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
kinda greasy
tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow ...
Thar she blows!
a painful experience
load
Counting fail.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrRay11
We would have accepted "big load".
Now there's a set up for you...
Fatality bonus
Thoroughly exhilarating.
"quick and clean"
I don't get how some people can make a day out of camping out on the shitter. I don't think it's ever taken me more than 3-4 minutes to purge. Some dude in the office has been in there for 20+ minutes.
(I know this because I was washing my hands when he came in 20 mins ago and I just went in to go myself and I saw his stupid ass white dock shoes under the door when I was choosing which stall to use.)
Some people kill time at work with shitting.
I agree though, it usually takes me no more than 3 or 4 mins unless there's trouble.
Eh, I'm a 10-15 minute guy. I need to find my zen (jokes comparing "zen" with "wang" will be ignored.)
So in my world, WTF= shitting.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrRay11
Goin' down down, down down...
I am as well. Anything quicker than that just seems like you're forcing it out. I go in, find my comfort zone, relax, and take care of business.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hermy
I prefer them quick and explosive. If I'm in there for 10 minutes, I am not eating enough fruit.
Well I'm a once-a-day shitter, so it usually goes quick and without fuss.