Haven't taken a shower or jerked off at all today, so I'm going to go killl two birds with one stone so to speak.
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Haven't taken a shower or jerked off at all today, so I'm going to go killl two birds with one stone so to speak.
Taking a shit.
Dump 1.
Go on...
Goddamn dingleberries!
I think I still have the power to sticky things. This thread has some serious potential.
So back in December, for the first time in my adult life, I shit my pants. No alcohol in my system or anything, just down and out with a case of food poisoning at Disney World. Fortunately we were in the parking lot on the way home. My wife couldn't stop laughing at me. That's how you know you picked the right girl.
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Really horny lately. Not sure what happened.
Might be the cleavage jiggling around on your signature...