Just happened across this guy @dadboner.
Don't know anything about him other than he's from Michigan and his tweets are pretty funny.
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Just happened across this guy @dadboner.
Don't know anything about him other than he's from Michigan and his tweets are pretty funny.
So bizarre, but mostly funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glanville
Just read through about 300 @DadBoner tweets. So awesome. Totally reminds me of Zip.
Maybe it is.
"big flavor" cracks me up.
#DadBoner
I saw this today and I swore it was either Zip or Glan. Someone fess up.
EDIT: "You guys"
Definitely Glan.
OR MAYBE IT'S YOU, SWAM
I wish it was me.
I've been doing a "@DadBoner" search several times a day.
I think I need help.
Tweet him and ask if his car needs a wash.
Just noticed the new updates, lol.
Seems like Karl is on the verge of going viral.
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DadBoner
Dave thinks he knows about doctor things because he watches that horrible Grey's Anatomy. Sure thing, Dr. Dave. More like Dr. Crap.
New tweets?!
*nipples harden*
BAM! Solid.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZBeau
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Get outta my dreams, get into my Friday! Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
Going to have to pass. Nothing since late January.
Thinking about making a twitter for this, if it doesn't exist already:
http://jewelgolf.com/paddy-mcgees/
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Makin me and Dave a Tombstone pizza a la Captain Karl. Really jazzin it up with my own herbs & spices. Flavor is gonna be out of bounds.
lol
Tweeting about Johnsonvilles, lol.
I sorta wish "Dave" had an account, but that might ruin things a bit.
Hilarious stuff tonight, "taking the flavors way out of bounds".
Still so surreal.
The more he writes, the more I love him.
"peener" is a funny word
The Cinco De Mayo tweets are money.
I love how he eats Tombstones and drinks beer all of the time, but is supposed to be on the Atkins Diet.
lol, good point
Wendys!
My new favorite:
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It's supposed to rain and thunderstorm all weekend. Never gonna get my boat out. Never gonna golf. So sick of this crap about 17 hours ago via web
the mothers day thing is my second favorite topic he had (first was when ken caught him shaking it extra hard in the men's bathroom).
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Headin over for supper with Ann & the kids. I bet she's still ridin high off my Mom's day gifts. Tip: 7-11, never forget, for great gifts.
its sad how excited i am for this imaginary trip to comerica.Quote:
DadBoner
My bro Al just rang. Wants to go to the Tiger game on Saturday. Look out Comerica, the Welzein bad boys are comin! Super pumped, you guys.
The man has totally outdone himself.
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Originally Posted by DadBoner
i didnt want to be the only one posting about this, but this is brilliant. i am a little worried that the guy is planning on sending karl to jail, though.
I wanna go to Paddy McGee's tonight and look for him.
http://jewelgolf.com/paddy-mcgees/
Some quality updates today.
Guy reminds me of Tahoe sometimes.
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When they turned around, I told the loudmouths "you don't want a piece of the Welzein bad boys!" Then we high fived and they left. Ha!