11th Commandment

What should it be?

thx gla

I'm not sure that would catch on.

Thou shall not make death threats via PM on message boards.

I was just joking about commandments 1 - 10

Maybe it should include something about neck tats?

Is the only thread you've ever made that I was the only person to post in?

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Originally Posted by Fool

I was just joking about commandments 1 - 10

I sat here trying to think of something better... and I just couldn't do it.

Thou shalt think it be ok for your brother to drink beer

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Originally Posted by God

Neither shall you covet your neighbor's beer.

Is this in The Stands?

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Originally Posted by Fool

I was just joking about commandments 1 - 10

+1 :)

#10...definate improvement.

Thou shalt strive for 2 crews but three or more is greedy.

11. Until next time, be good to yourself and each other.

11. Thou shall not speaketh the names Curry or Murray before His presence

11a. TheKid likes Bananas.

11. Forget most of the first ten.

11. Keep your feet on the ground, but keep reaching for the stars

11. Seacrest out

11) Ball don't lie.

11. Dont try and be a hero

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Originally Posted by DrRay11

Is this in The Stands?

Suck it. This is gaining steam.

11) Don't Fuck With Anyone Named Elijah

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Originally Posted by wiki

According to the Books of Kings, Elijah raised the dead, brought fire down from the sky, and ascended into heaven in a chariot.

Based on a prophecy in Malachi, many Jews await his return as precursor to the coming of the Messiah

In Bulgaria, he is known as "Elijah the Thunderer" and in folklore is held responsible for summer storms, hail, rain, thunder and dew.

11. Thou shalt not be a racist.

11. Thou shalt not be fuckin stupid and shit

So, it's only ok to shit if you're not stupid? Or is the idea to not stick your private parts into stupid people and avoid anal? Or is that an incomplete sentence? Man, Tahoe, you'd have stupid Biblical scholars shitting themselves for eons. :)

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Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy

So, it's only ok to shit if you're not stupid? Or is the idea to not stick your private parts into stupid people and avoid anal? Or is that an incomplete sentence? Man, Tahoe, you'd have stupid Biblical scholars shitting themselves for eons. :)

LMAO Man I needed that, thanks Mxy.

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Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy

So, it's only ok to shit if you're not stupid? Or is the idea to not stick your private parts into stupid people and avoid anal? Or is that an incomplete sentence? Man, Tahoe, you'd have stupid Biblical scholars shitting themselves for eons. :)

Once again, attack me. :)

LMAO too, thanks Mxy.

Tahoe - don't take it personally. It just means people think you're mature enough to handle a little shit.

11. Thou shall not use me as a scapegoat with your own fucking stupidity.

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

LMAO too, thanks Mxy.

Tahoe - don't take it personally. It just means people think you're mature enough to handle a little shit.

WTF do you think :) means.

Gotta splain everthing to these part time posters.

11. Thou shall not enjoy the WNBA

Well, I, um, probably should not be so fuckin stupid and shit