AKS PHARAOH

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

If someone wants to ask me questions or wants to know about me then start the thread and I'll answer.

Oh, and I'm still not a fan of this thread - so here I am saying I'm signing on in the signing off thread.

Fuck this thread.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Been gone a week and have to make up for lost time.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I'll start.

Why the fuckin fuck do you say "fuck" so fucking much?

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Originally Posted by DennyMcLain

I'll start.

Why the fuckin fuck do you say "fuck" so fucking much?

Those who can't, say it. Alot.

What other 4 movies round out your top 4 favs of all time?

Does it upset you when somebody mistakens you for a Kiwi?

Denny: Why the fuck do I swear so much?

Cause I have a daughter that is almost 3 and if I actually said fuck as many times as needed she would be walking around the house all day saying fuck!

So I type out all the fucks I've held in all day - which obviously means I type fuck a lot. I spend my working days dealing with the public so you know I wanna smack tons of people everyday.

Can't smack 'em, can't swear at 'em so WTF is my venting place.

Uxka: You assume Pulp Fiction makes the Top 5?

I'll have to get back to you on my official Top 5 but ...

The Shawshank Redemption and The Matrix would be up there.

I should do a list. I haven't ever really thought about it.

Denny - no one mistakes me for a Kiwi.

Never gonna happen cause I don't have the Kiwi accent.

How tall are you? I've always imagined you either a tall angry black man or a short, pudgy redneck.

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

Uxka: You assume Pulp Fiction makes the Top 5?

I'll have to get back to you on my official Top 5 but ...

The Shawshank Redemption and The Matrix would be up there.

I should do a list. I haven't ever really thought about it.

I never said 5 or made an assumption that Pulp Fiction was in the list. I said 'other 4 of 4'.

Typo FTW! lol

I am 6'5" or 6'4" depending on the day and if my back isn't too fucking bad. I am shrinking - which sounds weird but it's because of my bad back.

We don't have rednecks in Australia.

You guys have 'em though, and a bunch of other people that think they're top shit just cause they live in the USA. Get a fucking clue. Your shitty country is no better than my shitty country.

Your military is more powerful, but who cares? It's not like we're all gonna end up in concentration camps. "They" need us normal folk to do the grunt work.

My bad - I read it as the other 4 of your Top 5.

I still haven't done a list. I will do it. Trust me.

Yeah that's how I meant it... didn't notice the typo til I was wondering what I posted in here haha.

I went through my DVD collection and wrote down 50 movies that I think are under-rated or I liked the concept (maybe they weren't executed to perfection but the idea was good) or I just like/love.

It's a pretty big list so I will organise them into the Under-rated, Concept, Like/Love categories and post them another day. It's pretty late here in Oz and old man Pharaoh has been drinking and is not in the mood to type essays.

Let's dig into Pharaoh's "entertainment" tastes...

a) Do you own the Crocodile Dundee Platinum BluRay box set?

b) What's your favorite Olivia Newton John film? (Xanadu does not count)

c) Is Mel Gibson "your" George Clooney?

d) Did the death of Heath Ledger shake you to the core?

e) Were you a fan of Yahoo Serious before you realized he sucked?

f) Did you see "Australia", and did you think it properly depicted "your" country in a fair light?

A - Hell No! I don't even have them on DVD and I have a ton (likely 400) movies in my collection. Obviously my standards for buying DVDs are low, but not that low

B - Don't have one. Don't like her, never have. Though in that scene in Grease she looks fuckable.

C - Hell No! Technically Mel Gibson is a yank. Now that he's proven to be a fucking idiot we have dropped him as a country.

D - No, but I was a little surprised. After watching The Dark Knight a few times though you can see the dude is gone. That role just took him.

E - Hated him and all movies, tv projects, albums the moron did.

F - Fuck No I haven't seen it. Too long, not a fan of Kidman and there are other movies I'd rather watch.

Agree with you on Nicole Kidman. Her face has been so botoxed, she can't move her eyebrows anymore.

Do you go to Outback Steakhouse like 4 times a week?

Do you drive a Subaru Outback?

Do the toilets in Australia really swirl counter-clockwise? And if so, how does that affect the way you wash your hair?

Have you ever been to Rum Jungle, just South of Darwin?

Bonus question: Are there any churches in the city of Darwin?

Glenn - Hasn't someone asked this before? Whatever - the answer is Fuck No! I have never been to the Outback Steakhouse or even the Outback. I'm sure many yanks think the whole fucking nation is the "outback" but it ain't.

We got cities too down 'ere. We might be upside down but at least it ain't Detroit!

Mo - Who the fuck drives a Subaru? Get a real car already and stop with that shit.

Zip - Never checked the toilet bowl while flushing but if it fucks with the way we wash our hair I'd imagine people would just use the conditioner first

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Originally Posted by DennyMcLain

Have you ever been to Rum Jungle, just South of Darwin?

Bonus question: Are there any churches in the city of Darwin?

Never been to Darwin, or to me...

Churches in Darwin? Um, yeah - I'd imagine there would be at least 1?

The Church of Evolution maybe?

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

People suck - and they're fucking stupid as they:

order tons of shit at McDonald's when they are the car in front of me - the reason you're a fat fuck is cause you order the value meal, and the extra burger, and the apple pie, and the fucking sundae. Get the meal and fuck off

look at the menu for ages inside McDonald's. If you ain't there for breakfast you know what they have - order something already or stand to the side until you've made up your mind. I know what I'm ordering - get outta my way while you read.

Do you have an everyday McDonalds?

Pharaoh:

Is it true that all Australians are necrophiliacs who eat their dead relatives?

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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

Pharaoh:

Is it true that all Australians are necrophiliacs who eat their dead relatives?

It's taken 25 posts for this thread to completely disintegrate.

Comparatively, it took the Pistons 86 games to do the same.

So this thread is doing better? or worse?

Glenn: we McCafe's and normal McDonald's.

You wanna visit?

Do Aussie's put ketchup on French Fries? I heard Euro's like Mayo...they drown'em in that shit.

Zip: it's not true.

I'm guessing their might be tribes in the Outback that do partake in a little sex after death action, and they might even eat their sex partner after it's done but I've never heard about it or seen it reported anywhere.

Maybe the reporter got killed, fucked and eaten?

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Originally Posted by UxKa

So this thread is doing better? or worse?

It's getting so much better all the time.

Or not.

The quality of the thread depends on the quality of the questions...

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

Do Aussie's put ketchup on French Fries? I heard Euro's like Mayo...they drown'em in that shit.

Call it tomato sauce or ketchup it's the same thing.

I hate Mayo.

I don't care much for O.J either

I loved that line in Pulp. "They fuckin drown'em in that shit" I lmao at that.

btw...did I sneak that one past you? Are you slippin?

P, have you ever uttered the words "Put another shrimp on the barby"?

Also, do you like eating Vegemite sandwiches?

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia

Vegemite is made from leftover brewers' yeast extract, a by-product of beer manufacturing, and various vegetable and spice additives. The taste may be described as salty, slightly bitter, and malty — somewhat similar to the taste of beef bouillon. The texture is smooth and sticky, much like peanut butter. It is not as intensely flavoured as British Marmite and it is less sweet than the New Zealand version of Marmite.

Vegemite is popular with many Australians, who commonly consider it a national food and a cultural icon.[2] It can be found in shops around the world, particularly where there are large populations of Australian expatriates. Vegemite has not been successfully marketed in other countries, apart from New Zealand, and has failed to catch on in the United States, despite being owned by US food company Kraft Foods. When seen in the United States, the Vegemite label often does not contain the Kraft logo.

Gee.... I wonder why...?

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

Do Aussie's put ketchup on French Fries? I heard Euro's like Mayo...they drown'em in that shit.

For the record... if you're in Europe and you get real frites with real mayo, it is the shit.

Anyway... If you're at a bar, and a guy has a croc tooth necklace on, does he stand out or fit in? Are there only Jeep-like vehicles there? Did you like 'Snakes On a Plane'?

Tahoe - not slippin' just busy. Got about 10 windows open at the same time so I'm trying to do the right thing and answer this stuff.

Denny: Yes, I have uttered the phrase "put another shrimp on the bar-b", but not in the way you would think.

A friend and I were out one night, drinking and playing pool. 3 little fuckers wanted to start some shit. I grabbed the first guy and slammed him onto the pool table. My buddy saw what I did and tried to follow suit. The last runt charged as my buddy picked his "foe" up so I just lifted the runt on the run and dropped him on the pool table. I turned to my friend, who finally had his "foe" up on his shoulders and I pointed at the pool table and said: "Put another shrimp on the bar-b"

LMAO - we laughed about that for years.

Vegemite is awesome. I used to eat that shit for breakfast on toast when I ate breakfast. I guess if you grow up on the stuff you don't know how bad it smells and tastes cause it's second nature to you.

UxKa - a dude dressed like that in a club would fit in depending on the location. In a city club (I'm talking the major cities) someone big could get away with it. In a remote place like Darwin or something the dude would probably look around and see other guys dressed just like him.

Some people hunt the crocs for a living, some work at croc farms and some work for the government relocating "dangerous" crocs (aren't they all dangerous?) so I could imagine there are quite a few dudes getting around wearing a croc tooth on a necklace or on a hat or something.

Jeep-like vehicles are not as popular as big ass 4x4's - every mother fucker has a 4 wheel drive. Some have no scratches, no dirt and no sign of ever being off road. But Mum's (not Mom's) love 'em cause you can fit truckloads of kids and stuff in the back and see over everyone.

My fiance's sister has a Kluger and she only has 1 kid and lives in Melbourne. She ain't ever going off road but loves the fact she can see over cars and she feels "safe". Rav 4's are extremely popular and dumbasses feel safe in 'em, despite the fact it's fairly well known that if you T-bone the Rav 4 at regular speeds you can roll 'em.

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

A friend and I were out one night, drinking and playing pool. 3 little fuckers wanted to start some shit. I grabbed the first guy and slammed him onto the pool table. My buddy saw what I did and tried to follow suit. The last runt charged as my buddy picked his "foe" up so I just lifted the runt on the run and dropped him on the pool table. I turned to my friend, who finally had his "foe" up on his shoulders and I pointed at the pool table and said: "Put another shrimp on the bar-b"

P. You you own a wallet that says "Bad Assed Motherfucker" on it?

No, I don't.

I don't feel the need to advertise the fact.

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

No, I don't.

I don't feel the need to advertise the fact.

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Originally Posted by Bukdow

I have a wallet I sent in for from Smithsonian. It has inside it a handy pull out about American history and dinosaurs.