Attn: Zekyl

I like what you are giving us today, Zekyl.

Would you like to form an alliance?

I would, but I'm not sure how much longer I'll be on this afternoon. I'm making the girlfriend make me breakfast right now. Then I'm going to watch her clean.

It wouldn't be a one day alliance, silly.

You'd have to answer a few simple questions, of course.

First one:

Do you accept Flip Murray as your savior?

More:

Can I have your 500 alpacas?

Will you wash my feet?

More later.

Also, you'll need to buy me a George Blaha FatHead, posthaste.

Suddenly I don't see how this would work out in my favor? I have to do all of this for a guy that's only got 672 posts?

I would provide some message boarding services via the admin panel.

3 wishes/requests granted per day, subject to my approval.

For example, maybe we can do something about that "Cleveland Rocks!" title?

Alliance accepted!

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...ValterFlip.jpg

I'm going to move this thread to our new top secret hidden forum later today, okay Zek?

Also, have your girlfriend bring what was supposed to be your lunch over here to me now.

Glenn removes Zekyl's title?

I'm gathering forces to arrange a coup d’état. This is the kind of thing that I just can't stand for.

This is everything that the Mossad should have been.

Consider yourself overthrown. It's only a matter of time. I just have to go gather Tahoe, LDB and DrRay to throw out our evil dictator.

Don't make the same mistake that others here have made before you, specifically, letting jealousy get in the way of good business.

<------------------------- case in point

Pride comes before the fall.

Also, perhaps you and I can work out an arrangement that can be mutually beneficial?

I notice that you are lacking in some admin abilities that I might be able to assist you with.

Joining forces? It would be unstoppable! You may want to consider the potential, Mo.

Hopefully MoTown doesn't forget his roots and will consider some of the services that I have provided in the past for him (his current title, his logos (aka lifeforce), several "I agree with MoTown" posts, what have you).

Man that coup d’état threat is really getting to you guys. Now you're trying to work out a deal? Panic is starting to set in...

You're on thin ice. I was very close to stripping you of your Capoeira status.

-Furious Styles

I'm looking at this purely from a business standpoint, it's not personal.

I welcome the coup d’état if it makes sense from a bottom line standpoint.

Also, I just wanted to copy and paste "coup d’état" to see what it felt like.

Don't threaten us with French terms. Bitches.

I wasn't really including you in the open threat. Only Glenn and his new errand boy Zekyl.

^Fighting words.

George Blaha hates sell outs BTW. (people, not sporting events)

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Originally Posted by MoTown

I wasn't really including you in the open threat. Only Glenn and his new errand boy Zekyl.

^Fighting words.

Look who is backing down now.

Everything after Danzig III sucks dick.

Speaking of dick sucking:

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Originally Posted by Zekyl

Being unemployed. I hate not having an income, especially around the holidays. Stupid recession and being laid off a couple months ago.

Just because you haven't been able to find a street corner as of late doesn't mean you're laid off. It just means business is slow. Just keep persisting and you'll find someone eventually. Worked out for Tahoe.

Now that LDB is here, you might as well run.

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Originally Posted by Murrayfan

Look who is backing down now.

I don't see any form of backing down. -MOLA- is not our evil dictator.

Yet you got bitchslapped nonetheless.

#17

Quote:

You're on thin ice. I was very close to stripping you of your Capoeira status.

-Furious Styles

Let us know when you are done kicking tires here with your wannabe cronies and you're ready to talk serious bidness.

Also, we're wrapping up negotiations with another major talent late this afternoon.

There will probably be a formal announcement on Monday.

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Originally Posted by Murrayfan

Also, we're wrapping up negotiations with another major talent late this afternoon.

There will probably be a formal announcement on Monday.

Bubbles has no talent. He's my brother.

Didn't see that before. Consider yourself threatened, -Furious Styles-.

Without immediate further clarification, I'm left with no other conclusion to draw than you are not interested in a business partnership.

Is that correct, Mr. Town?

If that is indeed the case, you can safely assume that we will not be willing to reconsider any time soon.

^Terrified.

MoTown does not own. I feel I have been fooled all these years. 'Tis a sad day.

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Originally Posted by Zekyl

MoTown does not own. I feel I have been fooled all these years. 'Tis a sad day.

And that, my friends, is the quote that marks the beginning of the war.

I can't believe he fell for it. Poor Zekyl.

Zekyl, I regret to inform you that I have nullified our alliance.

I quite simply couldn't stomach it.

I still do enjoy reading the Cleveland point of view on sports, so please continue posting.

I am, however, continuing my discussions with MoTwon about forming a new alliance.

That is all for now.

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Originally Posted by Glenn

Zekyl, I regret to inform you that I have nullified our alliance.

I quite simply couldn't stomach it.

I still do enjoy reading the Cleveland point of view on sports, so please continue posting.

I am, however, continuing my discussions with MoTwon about forming a new alliance.

That is all for now.

When did MoTown become Vietnamese?

MoTwon is MoTown's evil cousin, please don't confuse the two.

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Originally Posted by Glenn

MoTwon is MoTown's evil cousin, please don't confuse the two.

MoTwon is from Minnesota's "Ghetto Side".

Is one from Minneapolis and the other from St. Paul?