Unintentionally Funny Posts

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Originally Posted by Glenn

If you guys really want to get nerdy, once the draft is over, we can have an open trade period (maybe until opening night?) and then someone can plug our rosters into a video game and simulate the season for us to see who wins.

And they mocked my "what are the obligations" question.

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Originally Posted by Knockout

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA POST OF THE YEAR DRTRE11! GOOD SHIT. Damn, only Knockout is supposed to give beatdowns like this homeboy.

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Originally Posted by Knockout

OMG, I don't show up for nearly a week, I come back and homeboy DrTre11 is still beating down Goshboots. Funny shit! Keep it up, I'm lovin' reading this shit. Goshboots, it seems like you just keep making stuff up homie. You call out the doc, yet he keeps backing his shit up. Damn dog, tuck your tail and waddle away why don't ya and we can get back to shitty M basketball haha.

BTW, my boy Donovan is back. Yeah!

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If you guys really want to get nerdy, once the draft is over, we can have an open trade period (maybe until opening night?) and then someone can plug our rosters into a video game and simulate the season for us to see who wins.

I'm down with that.

Sincerely,

:langlois:

lol @ SDB. Solid.

I wish I kept the PM from Zekyl where he went off on me for accusing him of being a racist.

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Originally Posted by micknugget

WOW! I open up a topic for discussion and get personally attacked! Jick, you're an asshole! How's that for a personal attack

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Originally Posted by Laxation

This trade is assuming we trade Billups for someone.

Sheed for Foster + Tinsley

I just mainly wanted Foster at Detroit, and when Tinsley isn't injured he seems to do alright. Let Kander do his thing and see what happens..

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Originally Posted by Wilfredo Ledezma

What exactly is this "Orange Box" thing?? I've seen it on my friends xbox live profiles, but idk what the hell it is

^^^Winner.

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Originally Posted by bukdow

If you think reading the New York Times is impressive you had better broaden your cultural/intellectual horizons. However, what does point to the fact that I am at least more intellectually curious than you people is the fact that I have a subscription to both Harper`s and Smithsonian, and actually read them.

Harper`s is definitely for the intellectual elite. Smithsonian is kind of like NPR and PBS wrapped up into a magazine.

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Originally Posted by gusman

why not bring back webber???????? We are just going to lose to boston or cleveland anyways. just like the kenny chesney song we are going back to cleveland and losing, the best we can hope for is cleveland playing boston in the second round that way we can play boston in the ECF and say that we made it there again. can someone please explain to me how we are going to make to the nba finals, boston is 3x the media draw of the pistons, the pistons are the losing wrestler in the wwf we are the randy macho man savage of the world, i wish it were not this way but i cant see any differently atleast not lately, so in conclusion the only way that I see us beating boston is if we had made the trade for kobe earlier in the year and that way we would carry that celebrity status that david stern and the nba crave. I told the palace president last year that we were going to lose to LEBRon in the RCF and they kicked me out of the palace and made me write apology letters. screw it if we lose again this year and i think it is based on the nba fixing it to get the more popluar team in the finals i will never watch another piston game again. I love that we are winning these days but part of me missed the loser days of the 90's. I miss t mill and the teal jerseys, and grant hill otis throrpe joe d. when we were losers it was fun to go to games, jon barry would just get the crowd pumped, I cant remember the last time i went to a game were i thought th e crowd was really into it, the prices are redicoulouysy high and I will not stand for it any longer, this is my last year dealing with these sons a bitches and there over priced supply and demand prices, i want some god damn answeres and i want them now.

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Originally Posted by Sir Douche Baggins

Not really big into Cox, but I agree... it is good. :)

I meant for that part to be funny, but not the second part... lol.

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Originally Posted by Kstat

No, I think averaging more points, rebounds, assists, steals and blocks than the other guy makes you a better player.

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Originally Posted by Wilfredo Ledezma

Would it have killed Kevin to put on a coat and tie?? I mean seriously, Forbes names you the Top GM in professional sports (based on a Hollinger-esque forumula) and you show up to work wearing a hand-me-down polo from the Salvation Army, untucked nonetheless.

Grow up.

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Originally Posted by Kstat

Joe has a yes man for a coach now. He won't make the same mistake his predecessor did of trying to win games.

Whoever Joe wants to play will play. I'll be surprised if Curry doesn't get the nightly rotations faxed into him nightly by Dumars.

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Originally Posted by bukdow

Hell no. They were just smug little asses that went out of their way to let you know they went to UM and that UM was a really, really great school. Then, we would break up into volleyball or softball teams and they would get physically dominated.

Bump.

This page is priceless:

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/sho...-adidas/page26

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Originally Posted by DrTre

Say whatever you want Green Giant. What is cool guy Glan gonna do? Boot ya? Ooooh no, don't boot me from the 8 member forum! This is how the NCAA forum works, I think the other top dogs are pretty cool from my experiences (other mods) but here you can only talk UM or they'll continually post garbage after garbage toward ya. No discussion whatsoever. Until you get fed up and leave.

WATCH OUT BROS VINNY GETTIN' NOSTALJIK

Haha, I was actually looking through the member list to see if there was any name that sounded like a play off Stareagle or Dave Hogg.

Thanks for bumping. I love this thread.

I couldn't find the "Random Old Posts" or whatever thread, am I blind?

Think we lost that in the fire.

Also, I'm surprised Glan never changed his name to "Cool Guy Glan" for even a day.

OK, maybe I am getting nostalgic cuz this is cracking me up. 17 or so on. Miss you Motown, sorry I had to kill you!

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/sho...ly-Glenn/page2

Glan doesn't have to be called Cool Guy Glan to be Cool Guy Glan.

http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c6-c...ing-close.html

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For your students' sake, I hope that you are not an English teacher.

MOST SAFEST HAHAHAH

LMAO

You fuckers are givin' me a headache... but there was some funny ass posters that don't show n e more... email them bitches.

Damn. The whole MoTown thing is just sad. He had a promising future, WTFDetroit Hall of Fame-type potential.