Monkey on a Segway...

I am now prepared to die in peace.

monkeys > Japanese > Americans

A monkey would make the greatest pet in history. I need to price one out.

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Originally Posted by Jacko

A monkey is the greatest pet in history. I need boysex.

I would imagine a monkey is a lot like a toddler who doesn't grow up and doesn't ever learn to talk.

Rabbits kinda suck as pets btw justsoyouknow.

OFF TOPIC:

I always thought the guy who set the screen was the guy who gave the high-five. That's either wrong, or he rips off his shirt after setting a successful screen for the future President.

I just looked up monkeys as pets: Not a good idea.

Apparently unless they are trained by a professional trainer, there's a 99.9% chance it's not going to work out. They can even give you Herpes B by biting you. They can be toilet trained as babies, but they will end up throwing their poo at you by adulthood. They get very aggressive as they age.

So bukdow could live with it, but none of the rest of you could.

http://www.pisitoenmadrid.com/images...u_Know-350.jpg

I bet that monkey learned more in a shorter period of time then a lot of peeps I know.

During the first 2 minutes of that video, I have never laughed harder at work. That was awesome...

Samuel L. Jackson wants a movie.

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Originally Posted by MoTown

A monkey would make the greatest pet in history. I need to price one out.

Until it throws his shit at you.

Also, Monkey>Wil

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Originally Posted by DennyMcLain

Also, Monkey>Wil

A monkey would probably write his own term papers.

Couldn't resist..

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/4168/aaarm0.jpg

Everything is Bush's fault with you people.

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

Couldn't resist..

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/4168/aaarm0.jpg

I will miss the fact that our new President isn't a cartoon character.

You couldn't make this up.

I'm thinkin SNL is quietely hoping JM/Palin win, just for Palin. On second thought, no, they prolly don't.

Once that monkey figured out how to turn, I announced to my co-workers that we're all fucked. They asked why and I walked out of the office in tears.

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Originally Posted by -MOLA1-

Once that monkey figured out how to turn, I announced to my co-workers that we're all fucked. They asked why and I walked out of the office in tears.

I am no longer scared. This shit made my day. Fuck those chimps...peep:

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/3...acfc2f0py7.jpg