At 11:21am Pacific Time I thought this was a good idea. By the time you read this, maybe not....
May as well try.
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At 11:21am Pacific Time I thought this was a good idea. By the time you read this, maybe not....
May as well try.
Zip's Official Guide to Television Enjoyment
• Watches a lot of Lifetime Network with the misses, to connect with his "Inner Female". Also watches Oxygen network when "battered wife flick" on Lifetime.
• Bassmasters highly recommended. A master baiter himself.
• Die hard fan of Food Network. Nearly burned house down trying to make frozen yogurt.
• Hooked on The Hills. Wishes Heidi and Spencer will finally get hitched.
• Loves old British comedy shows on PBS NOT made or starring a Monty Python alumn.
• Thinks Monty Python a British Saturday morning cartoon snake. Zip's phobia of snakes prevents him from watching anything Monty Python. Also won't watch classic films Snakes on a Plane, Anaconda, or Sssssss.
• Owns entire second season of Gilligan's Island, and entire third season of Brady Bunch. Will watch anything on TVLand or Nick at Night, or made by Sherwood Schwartz.
• His 36" television the latest in tube technology.
• Fascinated by new DVD technology, but still owns VCR "just in case"
• When someone asked Zip if he had "a favorite show on cable" he replied: "Why the fuck would I watch a show about cables?"
admirable effort, but I'm just not sure
I was inspired by Tahoe's 139 "LOL" posts.
Keep doing it Denny - at least I know it will be update more often than Maxiell's Mad Facts or whatever the fuck it is.
Maxiell has been watching Saving Private Ryan for 2 fucking years.
TOP TEN TAHOE "Quality" POSTS OF ALL TIME
• LOL
• ROTF
• WTF?
• Thanks Tim.
• Fuck Obama
• Agreed
• I [smilie=greenapple.: FoxNews
• I'm building a house
• :gutsy:
• ?
Where is "Fuck off"?
ll/dr
I don't watch TV, so the joke is on you (or, in your hand HAHAHAHALOLZ)Quote:
Originally Posted by DennyMcLain
Yeah, he really got me on that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by DennyMcLain
You can be sure about the master baiter part.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gl'enn