Quitting smoking after 10+ years. Holy shitballs.
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Quitting smoking after 10+ years. Holy shitballs.
Robitussin
Besides tasting like skunk piss, it has me all jittery or something. I fuckin hate this shit.
10pm not even close to thinking about going to bed. Fuck Robitussin.
Just drink the whole bottle. You'll be too happy to realize it sucks.
I'd be up for a week.
Its 3 and not tired. I'll never touch that shit again, unless its early.
Jager substitutes nicely.
Thank you, Sir. Never thought about that.
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Originally Posted by Vinny
The extra spending money must be nice, no?
Not to mention your car and house must smell better.
1. Scheduling a tonsillectomy.
2. Making the dreaded "reply all" mistake when replying to a co-worker's email with a snarky remark.
Sucks for you, hilarious for everyone else.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
On a vaguely related note:
Right out of college I got a straight up corporate accounting job. Most boring 2 years of my life. The interweb was still a pretty murky concept for employers at the time, and only a few of us had access because we needed access for a specific project, so you had to be real "sneaky" about using it.
What I used to do is cut and paste articles I wanted to read into whatever Excel spreadsheet I was working on. That way I could just hit Ctrl home real quick and it looked like I was working like normal.
One of my main gigs at the place was the weekly sales report which went out to the Prez, VPs and Board of Directors. This report wasn't hard to do by any means but was probably the most important one or at least all these guys cared about.
About 5 years after I quit, a buddy of mine who still worked there called me laughing his ass off to tell me that the guy who had replaced me was getting into all kinds of trouble and was potentially going to be fired (he wasn't). Apparently the report had spent the last five years going out where if you just paged down at the bottom, you'd find the 2002 ESPN Detailed Fantasy Football rankings for Quarterbacks. Yeah, I felt pretty bad about that one.