The "Post here when you are drunk" thread returns (aka "HERE IT IS DRRAY11!!")

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Originally Posted by Glan

I am. Bye.

Did you even watch that video? Did you laugh even once you bitter prick? You'd have to be made of stone.

I've seen it plenty of times.

Now go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.

What the hell, its only like 8:30 or something. LIGHT WEIGHT!

Glan isn't fortunate enough to be only 23 years of age, like some of us.

I watched the vid and was WTF'n my way through it. LOL. I was like holy shit.

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

^ DO IT.

LDB will pick up all the beer bottles and cheeto bags. We won't turn your stereo up too loud and we won't fuck up your albums....promise.

I'm actually lol about this post. Its been a while since those days, but I do remember them. And Glan leaving totally reminded me of those day for some reason. You'd wake up the next day and your apartment was TOTALLED! Cottage cheese in the orange juice...anything to punish you for crashing before the party was over. We turned my buds refrigerator off and opened the doors. All the ice melted. Dont go to be before the party ends.

The party on here always starts after Glan leaves.

I like to set the table

I'll bring over women who will give you herpes. I'll say that I fucked the shit out of them and I'll give you their number. What are homies for?

bizzer shibber, shibber sham
you don't know who i am
amska fee da fizzo fo
who am I, I don't know

youz some peeps that I don't know
fizzer shizzer fizzer fo
Yanks are on and Arod sco's
Saint are 2 and they don't blow

I'm really tired yo
and had a few 2 yo
and its only monday yo
just thought you should no

and don't watch marley and me, fuck no

I've spent the last 3 minutes or so trying to figure out how to get a Glenn Cronies reference in. Now I'm giving up. All hail Jameson!!!

If you aint drunk,l ladies and gentleman , get ready to get fucked up. Lets do it!!! ha.

Welcome back, you drunk bastard :)

KANSAS!

I don't think I'm still drunk, but here is Saturday:

3 PM: Gin and tonics. Proceed to drink these until...

5 PM: Bottle of champagne, half a bottle of wine. Feeling pretty good at...

7 PM: Getting hungry. Make grilled chicken sandwiches, finish champagne, brew up some coffee...

9 PM: Mix coffee with mint schnapps. Thunder and lightning, 3 shots.

9:30 PM: Mexican car wash.

10 PM - 3 AM: ????

3 AM: talking with friends, listen to a song, talk about our cartoon that we're going to make.

3:30 AM: sleep

Mexican car wash?

apparently can mean a lot of things. Basically tequila and margarita mix poured into a mouth and swished around.

Housed. Ouch.

Fuck it, I'm half in the bucket.

I'm in the bag.

#millerlite

www.cakefarts.com

Drank 10-12ish Miller Lites at the casino in just over 3 hrs. In the bag.

I ate an entire party pack of tacos (12) from T Bell last night. I was laughing the whole way home, me and my buddy walked out and some girl was sitting outside with her boyfriend and we both were carrying party packs (just two of us) and she says "Ooooohhhhh my god."

hahahahhahaa

1800 calories for 12 fresco style tacos. I ain't mad. I'm probably just going to have a single sandwich today.

8' party sub?

lolno i got a salad from subway. only 250 cals

Question:

Can you get an 8' Spicy Italian party sub?

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Originally Posted by DrRay11

I ate an entire party pack of tacos (12) from T Bell last night. I was laughing the whole way home, me and my buddy walked out and some girl was sitting outside with her boyfriend and we both were carrying party packs (just two of us) and she says "Ooooohhhhh my god."

hahahahhahaa

1800 calories for 12 fresco style tacos. I ain't mad. I'm probably just going to have a single sandwich today.

WIN.

I feel mildly buzzy from some Riesling.

Those party packs are the shizzee. I've polished off a couple of those here n there.

I got a lil buzz, prolly not trying to make much out of drinking tonight though.

Got a slurpee last night and loaded it with vodka. Great decision.

I fell asleep at midnight :facepalm:

Two power hours in a row last night. I got a problem

Drinking by myself on a Friday night #nofriendsinrochester #alcoholic

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Originally Posted by UxKa

I fell asleep at 9:45 :facepalm:

I'm going to get shitfaced and post on here tonight

Thoughts on drinking in the morning to cure a hangover?

bought the 12 pack "summer sampler" or something of Leinenkugels.

I'm 7/12s into it and thinking that Summer Shandy is my fave so far.

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Originally Posted by lospistones

Thoughts on drinking in the morning to cure a hangover?

Champagne. It's no contest... It's like seltzer and booz and everything g good

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Originally Posted by Glanville

bought the 12 pack "summer sampler" or something of Leinenkugels.

I'm 7/12s into it and thinking that Summer Shandy is my fave so far.

Warning. Those bitches are 300 cals a piece. Feel fat but summer shandies are Da bauce

So whaddya do when a girl from your hometown is now in the same city as u. Huge tits. Most attractive tits. Long road to go even though I am The most attractive person in the room at all times. Just wanted to.shared, I guess, not looking for advice

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Originally Posted by DrRay11

Warning. Those bitches are 300 cals a piece. Feel fat but summer shandies are Da bauce

Damn, 300? I was intentionally not looking.

I never drink carbs, except for beer, and even then I go light, except for these as a 1 time treat. 10 bucks at Meijer, couldn't refuse.