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Some nice trolling in the comments
Your side of the state is getting rough Gla.
I'm sure this is what DC had in mind...
http://movieweb.com/batman-v-superma...ex-manchester/
http://www.freep.com/story/sports/nb...rnia/94256186/
My first thought when I read this was that he had a fake driver's license, because no one would recognize him as being Dennis Rodman.Quote:
ANTA ANA, Calif. — Former NBA star Dennis Rodman has been charged with hit-and-run for a wrong-way-related crash on a Southern California freeway.
Orange County prosecutors filed misdemeanor charges against Rodman on Monday for a July 20 accident on Interstate 5 in Santa Ana.
Prosecutors say Rodman's SUV was traveling north in a southbound carpool lane around 12:30 a.m., forcing a sedan to swerve into a dividing wall to avoid a collision.
Rodman's attorney, Paul Meyer, says the incident occurred on a poorly signed exit ramp. He says Rodman corrected the driving error without the cars touching, stopped and spoke to people in the other car.
Rodman's also charged with driving across a dividing section and without a valid license, and giving police false information.
He could face two years in county jail if convicted.
Then I thought of this scene from Mr. Mom:
Have you married your laptop lately?
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/0..._marry_laptop/
Quote:
This is Sevier's third bite at the Apple, so to speak – or fourth if you count his 2015 lawsuit against Apple for his porn addiction. He filed an initial complaint seeking to marry his laptop in February, 2016, which he dropped June, 2016 following Utah's motion to dismiss. He filed a second complaint the following month, and after being told by the court that the complaint failed to follow procedural rules, he filed a third version in May, 2017.
I had no idea that consecrated virgins were still a thing!
http://www.freep.com/story/news/loca...ion/432771001/
Quote:
Three women from metro Detroit were the first to become consecrated virgins in the Archdiocese of Detroit. The little-known vocation involves a commitment to lifelong chastity.
Laurie Malashanko of Plymouth, Karen Ervin of Northville and Theresa Jordan of Dearborn Heights are now, in the words of Catholic canon law, "mystically betrothed to Christ."
Unlike nuns, they are not part of a religious order. They will continue to work regular jobs and financially support themselves, while being steadfastly dedicated to serving the church.
Shop at Dick's and you, too, can be hung like a golf club:
https://www.freep.com/story/news/loc...ing/526059002/
Quote:
A man reportedly walked out of a Livonia sporting goods store Friday afternoon with a $500 golf club in his pants.
The incident occurred at Dick's Sporting Goods on Middlebelt, south of Schoolcraft Road, a Livonia Police Department report said.
This is truly what HD surveillance cameras were made for:
https://abc7.com/video-prowler-spend...-home/5033951/
Quote:
SALINAS, Cali. --Police are trying to track down a man who spent three hours licking a doorbell at a California home.
The security cameras also caught Arroyo moving an extension cord to the front yard and relieving himself.
All downhill for Carlos since that Olympic showing. This just shows what Gla hate will do to the weak willed.
Sex doll brothel in Southfield? Or anywhere?
https://www.freep.com/story/money/bu...an/2803344002/
Quote:
Siver said he anticipates that the council will draft an ordinance in coming months to outright ban sex doll brothels. Every resident who has contacted his office so far has expressed a negative opinion about them, he said.
“I haven’t had anybody call me and say ‘I hope the council votes for this,'" Siver said.
Sounds like something "Vince" would be interested in.
Fix your heart AND get a boner -- if you're a sheep?!
https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0501114629.htm
Quote:
A drug used to treat erectile dysfunction has been found to slow or even reverse the progression of heart failure in sheep.
There's a giffman joke to be made here
For sure, meant to do it before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beau Bender
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle...ectid=12234861
Hahaha, poop!Quote:
A woman in Hong Kong claims she temporarily lost 10 years' worth of memories after straining too hard in the bathroom during a bout of constipation.
Elon Musk continues testing his Iron Man armor:
https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/14/us/je...rnd/index.html
Quote:
A man flying in a jetpack has been spotted again in the skies over Los Angeles
Just found out Blake's secret to attracting the ladies -- it's not just "fake it 'till you Blake it":
https://www.wired.com/story/lora-dic...-toy-industry/
Posted this as sort of a joke in a joke thread about Blake's love life on RealGM.
They locked the thread with "inappropriate post".
Fuck them. It even has Blake's name in it.
https://www.freep.com/story/news/loc...op/4473316001/Quote:
Warren police search for man who pooped in unlocked cars at auto shops
Cocaine submarine!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...drug-ring.html
Tickle-me Elmo?!
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/ne...an/7128441002/
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oakland County Sheriff Mike Bouchard
She Gets Paid Just to Humiliate Her Fans
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/10/s...ndom-kink.html
Japanese man arrested for being world's greatest juggler
https://news.yahoo.com/japan-man-arr...152935505.html
BUTTFUCKER 3000!!!
https://m.metrotimes.com/news-hits/a...m-zoom-hearing
Oklahoma Shitty Fan
https://www.wkrn.com/news/man-allege...r-pizza-rolls/
IBMPIBWAKHWGT
https://www.yahoo.com/news/once-stab...155320516.htmlQuote:
Man who got pig heart stabbed a man 7 times
This is old news but new to me.
https://lithub.com/i-cant-stop-think...the-godfather/Quote:
Originally Posted by Mario Puzo's The Godfather
Is this the stock photo you expect to see with this headline?
https://i.postimg.cc/rF8gVJRY/image.jpg
https://www.studyfinds.org/child-marriage-us-rape-laws/Quote:
Child marriage rules in many U.S. states violate rape laws, study reveals
China Says It May Have Detected Signals From Alien Civilizations
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...?sref=1kJVNqnU
Anal beads? Someone here is a sore winner.
https://www.avclub.com/hans-niemann-...ite-1849545231
Dildo? Someone here is a sore winner.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/epza...ildo-to-reddit
I feel violated. The last time I was interviewed by a reporter, there was no condom involved!
https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-...lorida-1747507
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-63499054Quote:
Wolves in parts of the Netherlands can be shot with paintballs in a bid to make them less tame
Deer Creek School District faces criticism after students licked toes during a fundraiser
Wokeness is destroying our schools. Kids can't even lick toes anymore.
Foot fetishists of the world -- untie!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Timone
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