Things that are "Dad type"

Partying with the cheerleaders!

"Dad, 36, charged with orchestrating a bawdy teen party"
http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news...een_party.html

Quote:

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Although some of the teens claimed to police that Russo also has a room for sexual activity on the house's second floor called "the cave," he is not accused of sexual misconduct.

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I just replaced the kitchen faucet

attaboy

Things that are dad type:
Saying attaboy.

-Choking away the Masters

- Jazz vinyl from the 1960s

- Drinking scotch - not bourbon, but actual scotch

- Changing your own oil, doing your own brakes

- Bringing in a big thing of donuts and coffee to work on Monday mornings

- Watching the Lions on TV

- Labatts

- When the kids are being bad, counting loudly and slowly. ONE. TWO. (Three is when the assbeating goes down)

- Conversations with the neighbor over the backyard fence

- Calling your neighbor "Neighbor"

- Secretly sharing a joint over the backyard fence with the neighbor while pretending to do yard work or cleaning the garage

- Stocking firewood. When are you ever going to need all that firewood?

- Groaning while lifting, groaning while sitting down, groaning when crawling out of bed, groaning while taking a piss

- Cooking chili

- Farting loudly and casually in the middle of a conversation

I start at 3. Shits hard at my house.

Mad-dogging the daughter's "cool boyfriend".

I can see Gl'enn doing this regularly.

Finally having your wife drunk enough to go ANAL, but you're so drunk you pass out because it takes to long to find the hole. Of course she comes to her senses when she awakes in the morning nearly drowned in KY lotions and feels so guilty, she refuses to even look at your penis for 8 months. Of course, women are too dumb just to play along, and pretend their ass is sore so they can continue to get you to do anything she wants on the off chance she'll do it again the next time you have sex in two years.