Fuckin' Russians fuckin' raccoons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Douche Baggins
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Fuckin' Russians fuckin' raccoons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Douche Baggins
Raccoons are now off bukdow's list.
^^ I lul'd
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Originally Posted by Lord Douche Baggins
Clearly, the war on drugs begins at home:
http://heraldnet.com/article/2009012...r.own.bathroom
How much you wanna bet the girl marries the guy in the end?Quote:
Police make bust in their own bathroom
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/...assault29.html
Obviously, this is all the domestic automakers' fault:Quote:
King County prosecutors filed assault charges Wednesday against a Seattle man accused of attempting to "sacrifice" his live-in girlfriend.
http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_pag...u_sid=10549874
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I-80 driver had it backward — for 40 miles
Zip, you so crazy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
Wolves and cats are NOT related.
^ Only weird to Tahoe.
They were back when I was a kid. I'm that old.
Not that weird I guess but:
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By MITCH DUDEK Staff Reporter
No such thing as a free lunch? How about a free breakfast?
Responding to the harsh economy with a huge promotion, Denny’s offered a free “Grand Slam” breakfast to anyone who showed up and asked for it from 6 a.m. to 2 p.m. today at all of its restaurants nationwide.
And people lined up out the doors to get it.
“It lifts peoples’ spirits,” Cindy Romo said as she waited to get her free breakfast at a Denny’s on Harlem in Harwood Heights, where the line stretched about 30 yards out the door.
What, the idea of giving people a break in tough times?
No, the bacon. “Bacon lifts my spirits,” said Romo, 42, of Lombard.
Denny’s heavily promoted the giveaway, with ads including a 30-second commercial that aired during the third quarter of the Super Bowl on Sunday. The company said it was hoping to show customers who have been cutting back because of the recession that they could get a quick breakfast that’s a good value at Denny’s.
Value was something Claudette Ledesma could relate to. She said she’s been out of work for three years. She made good use of her time in line in Harwood Heights, handing out her card and talking up her job skills to all who would listen.
“I tried to start a custom scrapbooking business,” said Ledesma, 59, who lives on the North Side in Old Irving Park. “But it didn’t take because of the economy. I’m looking for an HR position. Money is very, very, tight. I’m about to go broke, bankrupt and everything else.”
Dustin Williams was another job-hunter who took time out for the freebie breakfast. He, his wife and eight of her relatives ordered 10 Grand Slams. Williams is looking for work as a youth coordinator. And his wife, who decorates cakes and pastries, was with him after being told not to show up to work today because business is so low.
“I’m looking to do anything at this point,” said Williams, 24, a Northwest Sider who lives in Edison Park. “I haven’t been out to breakfast for months. I’m glad to have it.”
Denny’s, which has 1,500 restaurants nationwide, expected to give away as many as 2 million Grand Slam breakfasts today, spokeswoman Cori Rice said. It sells more than 12.5 million of them a year.
Edsel Vazquez admitted he accounted for not just one, but two, of the freebies, getting one at a Denny’s in Oak Park after first stopping at the one in Harwood Heights.
“It’s eat, eat, sleep, and back to work,” said Vazquez, 35, who loads and unloads packages on the twilight shift for UPS.
Lol @ the guy that went to 2 different Denny's to get 2 free breakfasts.
Aww... how touching:
http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs...WS16/902100374
DEER HUNTING IS GOODQuote:
There's no answer yet for what may have first attracted the deer to the PetSmart building. While it's said that animals can smell fear, what is less known is whether they can sniff out good will and free medical care.
"Of all the places to run into, a pet store that has vets in it," marveled Ms. Urie, adding with a laugh: "If it would have went into a Bass Pro, it would have been a different story."