"Things I don't get"

I also don't get wigs(on people who don't have hair conditions)/push-up bras. Eventually they'll come off, and when I discover that I've been had, I'll dump your low self-esteem ass.

I'd still hit it though before dumping you.

Arch is quite the charmer.

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Originally Posted by The Archdiocese

I don't get why the people who are most angry with all the steroid/HGH users do just as bad(smoke, drink, take pills, cheat on their spouse, etc.), if not worse things than roiders. And all of you motherfuckers are on poison just like these roiders. There are roids and other chemicals in the shit you eat and drink. So let the roiders do their roids because we're just as fucked up as they are.

And that's what I don't get.

Bill Maher went on a similar rant on his show last week, fwiw.

Why the guy from the new J.G. Wentworth commercial doesn't do Samuel L. Jackson impersonations. He sounds exactly like him when he's yelling "Its my money.....and I need it NOW". Third guy in when they start hanging out the windows yelling like jackasses.

Why I have the coldest fingers on the planet. I hate that poor circulation answer that everyone always says - What does that even mean? My blood doesn't circulate well in my fingers, but it's fine everywhere else? From October to May, my fingers are litterally colder than ice.

You been fingering dead chicks, MoTown?

Not since 2007.

I have the world's coldest nose. For some reason, my nose can be cold when the rest of my body is warm. I went to the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago and stood in front of the thermal imaging camera, and my nose was one of two parts of my body that displayed as completely black. The other one was my dick, lol. But then again, my nose is inordinately huge. lol I need an electric nose warmer or something.

Yeah, the nose is mostly cartilage, not muscle and veins and such--this leads to it not having as much bloodflow and being much cooler than the rest of your body.