Weird Science

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Human sounds convey emotions clearer and faster than words

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http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0118134938.htm

We don't need no education... loving the efforts to which "show me the money" is not highlighted:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0119142740.htm

Clearly, some of these children will grow up to be X-Men:

http://www.freep.com/story/news/heal...tery/79285202/

When women are horny, they'll go for any dude. So, be a dick!

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0128094737.htm

Do cops and judges feel guilty for killing children when they bust their parents?

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0204112226.htm

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Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy

Do cops and judges feel guilty for killing children when they bust their parents?

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0204112226.htm

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How about the spread of HIV?

http://nhv.us/content/16024257-compu...n-going-prison

Do the most diligent masturbators do the best in school?

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0210171006.htm

I must have fast Internet or I will have a heart attack and DIEEEEE!!!!!

http://www.engadget.com/2016/03/16/s...ternet-stress/

Downright un-American!

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Better hospital financial performance didn’t produce better patient outcomes, study shows

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https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0331082851.htm

Loved the title of this article... seems like cool research, too:

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Immune cell transforms from 'Clark Kent' to 'Superman'

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https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0404152850.htm

The horndog gene...

http://nhv.us/content/16045625-genes...heir-virginity

Reprogramming the brain by reprogramming gut bacteria:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0420104209.htm

Voight-Kampff emotion detector for realz?!

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0510124930.htm

I wonder if this research can be applied to the NBA playoffs:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0708081918.htm

Make the gel green and little kids will cheerfully take their medicine Nickelodeon-style:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0916102819.htm

Does debt make you unhappy? I think this would've been a laughable question a generation ago:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...1026170043.htm

It's official -- hospitals doing palm reading now:

http://www.theoaklandpress.com/busin...ce=most_viewed

SVG's "master of panic" coaching really works!

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...1101103242.htm

Facing his impeding death didn't help Frederic Weis in the Olympics.

BOOM

Aromatherapy for the lungs?

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...1103124237.htm

Rats are ticklish?

http://www.telegram.com/news/2016111...ed-for-science

Milk tastes worse under florescent light:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...1205165830.htm

Light therapy isn't just for milk, but for Alzheimer's?

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...1207133541.htm

Listening to the Radiolab about this right now.
http://www.radiolab.org/story/bringing-gamma-back/

Thoughtcrime
https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0112110816.htm

No lungs for 6 days! Trippy!

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0127152425.htm

A growing number of teens have apparently never heard of the Internet

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0221110816.htm

Smart cock ring?

http://www.salon.com/2017/03/03/moni...for-your-junk/

paying lip service to passwords

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0313110742.htm

I expect real-time motility results to be posted on Facebook any day now:

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2017/03/...r-smart-phone/

Strap on your goggles and play Jamiroquai, 'cause we're gonna explore some insane virtual worlds:

http://www.nature.com/news/mathemati...eality-1.21689

Be still my beating spinach heart -- WTF?! What did Popeye know and when did he know it??

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...ue-that-beats/

Like the Talking Heads song says -- "things stratify -- it's scientific":

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0328190652.htm

You can't read this? Blame your parents!

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0329102506.htm

Winning!

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0518083045.htm

AI and paint colors -- heh:

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post...al-network#_=_

One shot can give you life-long protection against allergies:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0602090731.htm

NASA goop:

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/0...ticker_denial/

I’m wondering why the lack of smell would lead to more fat burning, rather than the other way around.
If you can't smell food, wouldn't you want to hoard what's in your belly?? Hmmm... hafta think about this:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0705123007.htm