when I was at MSU, there was a 'naked and/or masterbating dude in the library' story in the State News almost weekly.
And no, it wasn't me.
What is it about libraries?
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when I was at MSU, there was a 'naked and/or masterbating dude in the library' story in the State News almost weekly.
And no, it wasn't me.
What is it about libraries?
A group of my friends and i caught a couple having sex in the thesis and dissertation room at MSU.
Izzo & Lupe?
"God delivered me from evil and placed me in Albion"
http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/in...ooting_up.html
i seen you posted that on there twitter machine
^ OBSESSED
must be. starting to get hit with temporary follows from #teamfollowback
Fred Flintstone lives in Roseville?
http://www.freep.com/article/2011081...cles-along-way
the fuck. not even going to click.
Quote:
The victim noted that his trache was obscured by his beard so the attacker may not have intentionally removed it.
Cocoa-Roach?
http://apps.bronxzoo.com/roach/
News of the Gross:
Hulk Hogan sex tape. Enough said.
China’s ban on time travel television shows is back in the spotlight this week.
http://blogs.wsj.com/chinarealtime/2...travel-debate/
The Tide has turned... WTF?
http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/03...ide-theft-1-4/
http://www.theweek.co.uk/crime/51287...n-kill-husband
Poison pussy? Now I'm just waiting for penicular homicide.
Wave of the future?
http://news.yahoo.com/ballpark-debut...214737815.htmlQuote:
ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) — Talk about streaming media: The Philadelphia Phillies' top minor league affiliate is set to debut what it calls a "urinal gaming system" at its ballpark in Allentown.
The Lehigh Valley IronPigs tapped a British company to install the system in men's restrooms at Coca-Cola Park.
It consists of a video display mounted above each urinal. When a fan approaches, the video console will sense his presence and switch into gaming mode. The guy aims left or right to control the play on the screen.
The team said Tuesday that Coca-Cola Park will be the first sports venue in the world to feature the gaming system. It'll be ready by opening day next week.
IronPigs General Manager Kurt Landes says he didn't want to flush away a golden opportunity to entertain fans. He says the games are "sure to make a huge splash."
I felt the same way when Lasher was misspelled:
http://www.statesmanjournal.com/arti...nclick_check=1
Quote:
A man brought a pressure cooker he claimed was a bomb into the Teacher Standards and Practices Commission office and told employees he tried to blow up their sign because it was misspelled on Wednesday morning.
How much ya wanna bet that this guy is an Ohio State fan?
http://www.freep.com/article/2013062...made-him-do-it
Quote:
A 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man is recovering after, police said, he ripped off part of his penis during a drug-fueled high in Ypsilanti Township.
This brings a whole new meaning to Jughead:
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/...icle-1.1534462
Quote:
EXCLUSIVE: Archie Comics co-CEO accused of gender discrimination by male employees
Nancy Silberkleit is accused by her male employees of gender discrimination such as referring to them as 'penis' instead of by name, but Silberkleit contends that the case should be tossed out because white males are not 'a protected class'.
Death by wedgie?
http://www.freep.com/article/20140109/NEWS07/301090055/
Quote:
A 33-year-old man in Oklahoma allegedly killed his stepfather after a fight over the holidays by yanking underwear up the stepfather’s back and over his head so that the waistband was around his neck, authorities said.
I feel left out wearing New Balance shoes!
http://www.freep.com/article/2014011...oes-dangerous-Quote:
Pimp sues Nike for not labeling shoes 'dangerous'
I like this kid!
http://www.freep.com/article/2014012...michigan-flint
Quote:
“It’s scary to think I’m about to go out into this economy and try to find a job and have all this debt I’ll have to start paying,” said Benda, 22, of St. Clair. “I started thinking, ‘Do I have anything available I could sell?’ ”
He found something — the space on top of his graduation cap. Long used as an expression of thanks, school pride, or crazy artwork, Benda hopes to cash in on the 10-inch by 10-inch hat by selling the squares on top to anyone who will buy them.
Clearly, the Smarties Candy Company leaked this so they could jack up their prices! Fuckers!
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1585876
Quote:
Kids warned after rash of middle schoolers crush up, snort Smarties candy
Feuding superheroes in Michigan?
http://www.detroitnews.com/article/2...#ixzz2sd1aBWDV
Quote:
East Jordan— Petoskey Batman and Bee Sting were as thick as thieves, getting baptized together in the Jordan River — in northern Michigan.
Now they’re archenemies.
The two men, part of a Michigan group that fights crime while dressed as superheroes, accuse each other of all manner of villainy.
It includes purported death threats and allegations of welfare fraud, probation violations and misuse of money from a fundraiser for the homeless.
Holy dirty laundry, Batman!
Their spat over leadership of the Michigan Protectors has split the dozen-member group into two parts.
“He is an abusive, neglectful, thieving, boastful, cowardly crook,” said Mark Williams, alias Petoskey Batman. “He belongs in jail and I will see him there.”
Adam Besso, aka Bee Sting, said Williams is obsessed.
“He has to tear others down to feel better about himself,” Besso said. “He’s like Lord of the Flies with a slightly better version of dirt bags.”
Where's Pharaoh when you need him?
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...d23n-3-web.jpg
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.1698472
Until the device can say "stupid humans", it won't really reflect dogs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
Thank you for advertising that you are high-maintenance, Rachel:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1710802
Quote:
Rachel Canning, 18, won't get $650 weekly child support or payment of her private high school tuition from estranged parents Sean and Elizabeth Canning, a judge decided Tuesday. Canning claims that her father was "inappropriately affectionate" and forced his daughter to binge drink with him. His mother, meanwhile, repeatedly called her "fat" and "porky," which caused Canning to develop bulimia. But a second hearing on the suit is scheduled for next month, and the Morris Catholic High School senior could still force her parents to pay up her impending college costs.
150 lb. weight loss surgery -- takes a lot of balls to go through this
http://www.freep.com/article/2014090...scrotal-growthQuote:
In the end, the grueling surgery, which featured three surgical teams, removed an 80-pound scrotal growth from Burlington’s Dan Maurer and another 40 pounds of fat from the stomach area.
“By the time he leaves the hospital, I’m guessing he’ll weigh 150 pounds less than when he went in,” said Connie, who flew out to California the day after Dan and his wife, Melita, arrived Aug. 25. Both have rarely left his side since.
If I had 51 live reptiles, the first thing I'd think to do with them is stuff them down my pants! Yessir...
http://www.detroitnews.com/story/new...-zoo/16644267/Quote:
The Detroit Zoo is now caring for more than 1,000 turtles seized during an investigation of a man busted at the Detroit-Windsor tunnel with 51 live reptiles in his pants.
Robot hotel in Japan... where else?
http://thenextdigit.com/24140/japan-...staffed-hotel/
Quote:
In a first-of-its-kind, Japan has opened the world’s first automated, robot-staffed hotel. People have been replaced with life-like humanoid lady receptionists and bow-tie wearing dinosaur concierge.
So, THAT's why those dudes wore the bras on their heads!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp...rugs-bust.html
Quote:
Australia police seize meth-filled bras in record drugs bust
John McAfee enters the FBI vs. Apple battle:
http://www.businessinsider.com/john-...or-free-2016-2
Quote:
With all due respect to Tim Cook and Apple, I work with a team of the best hackers on the planet. These hackers attend Defcon in Las Vegas, and they are legends in their local hacking groups, such as HackMiami. They are all prodigies, with talents that defy normal human comprehension. About 75% are social engineers. The remainder are hardcore coders. I would eat my shoe on the Neil Cavuto show if we could not break the encryption on the San Bernardino phone. This is a pure and simple fact.
And why do the best hackers on the planet not work for the FBI? Because the FBI will not hire anyone with a 24-inch purple mohawk, 10-gauge ear piercings, and a tattooed face who demands to smoke weed while working and won't work for less than a half-million dollars a year. But you bet your ass that the Chinese and Russians are hiring similar people with similar demands and have been for many years. It's why we are decades behind in the cyber race.
I don't think Apple should give the Gov't the code. The Gov't should give the phone to Apple and let them do their thing and give back to the Gov't.
Apple doesn't have a specific way to break in that anyone is aware of.
They probably could if with a lot of time/research, because it's a relatively old phone with known bugs.
The court order is for Apple to spend a lot of resources to create a specific way to break in.