When you show up to work at 8:30 and your boss doesn't get in until 9:30 but you can't get anything accomplished until he gets there. Now I have to stay an extra hour to get all my work done.
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When you show up to work at 8:30 and your boss doesn't get in until 9:30 but you can't get anything accomplished until he gets there. Now I have to stay an extra hour to get all my work done.
That's what a couch is for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
What do you do?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
multimedia assistant at the UT college of law. Right now I'm working on designing the new mock court room.
Bill Hemmer or whatever the fuck his name is.
Eli Manning, "Super 'Tard"
http://www.gatorcountry.org/wearethe.../eli_drunk.jpg
Ladies and Gentlemen. You're Superbowl MVP.
We are? That's fucking awesome! lol i think u meant "your"Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
Having bad grammer and getting called out on it.
Having bad spelling "grammar" and being called out on that.
haha touché. but I don't need to be called out. I should be a known fact.
Sorry man, it's a condition I have to live with.
Going from the flu to a head cold.
This...
http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/WORLD/eu...aby.afp.gi.jpg
Go to CNN.com... it's fucking real.
It says the kid was dropped to a police man.
Yes, but what if the cop was a carny... with small hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mailman
Those Deutchlanders roll like that, y'know.
Damnit, didn't think of it like that.
Poor kid. :(
Did he smell like cabbage?Quote:
Originally Posted by DennyMcLain
People who use snowblowers. That's why there are children. Put them to work.
When I was younger I always wanted to shovel the snow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
It was fun to me, because I stayed in my room all day.
Ohio State University.
can't sleep
Me neither. Food poisoning.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mailman
I think it was Zekyl.
Now I'm going to stay up. Damn paranoia.
if you're having trouble sleeping, put on the NASA channel.
I couldn't sleep so I watched the robotic arm with a camera on the end take pictures of the ENTIRE underneath of the Space shuttle looking for damaged tiles.
No commercials, little or no narrative, just this arm moving slowing around the shuttle. Its a great sleeping aid.
Say I'm from Cleveland again, see what happens next.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
I wonder if that guy selling sports cards in the middle of the night is still on. D'snuts knows who I am talking about. This guy would talk like wrestlers yelling into the camera trying to sell cards. I almost died laughing the first time I saw this guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mailman
Don West.
THERE'S A GRIFFEY ROOKIE!!
You're my hero Mailman. WE'VE GOT SAMMY SOSA ROOKIE CARDS!!!
TWO MICHAEL JORDAN COLLEGE ROOKIES!!!
Looking like a heroin addict.
Knowing you should go to work, but watching TV instead.
Going to the dentist, getting half your face numb, and then getting raped on the way out because insurance only covers 2/3s of the total bill. They should have numbed my asshole in addition to my face.
Nickelback.
I like NB a lil bit, but I'm old.
I think music definitely can lead to violence. For instance, when I hear Nickelback, I want to kill Nickelback.
Creed makes me want to kill everybody.
Please tell me how you feel about Linkin Park. WAAAAH MY DAD WON'T LET ME DRIVE HIS RANGE ROVER TO THE PROM AND I'M ABOUT TO BRAEK
That deuce I drop every time I eat some nasty Taco Bell thinks Linkin Park is shitty.
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