Read that again. Laughed. Made my morning.
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Read that again. Laughed. Made my morning.
I say, what the devil did you just audaciously proclaim about my well-being, you trollop? I shall inform you that I have graduated top of my class at the Gentleman’s Academy of Sophisticated Persons, and have been involved in numerous endeavors with the Ruffians down the street from my abode; might I also add that I’ve accumulated over 300 pieces of antique furniture? I am educated in fine dining and high class catering and I’m the top Victorian era furniture appraiser in the entire high society. You are naught to me but a simple, uncouth brute. I shall embarrass the dickens out of you with class the likes of which has never been witnessed before on this humble planet, I solemnly promise. You assume you can disrespect my image on the internet? Think again, savage. As we speak I am contacting my diligent secretary to arrange a brunch together at the finest coffee shop in town, so you had better prepare a fetching enough outfit to compete with my immaculate attire, barbarian. The brunch that sends you packing back to the countryside. You are inevitably defeated, heathen. I can be booked at any appointment, any hour, and I can educate you in over seven hundred cultures, and that’s just with the literary selection in my guest lobby. Not only am I extensively fluent in in several languages, I have access to the entire Giorgio Armani fall collection and I will flaunt it’s finely tailored mastery to outshine your drab, common appearance off the face of humanity, you slob. If only you had foreseen the kind of comeuppance your inflammatory “insignificant” comment was bound to earn you, perhaps you would have tempered your words. But you insisted, and now I will teach you manners and grace and you will learn dignity and poise, yet. Consider yourself in etiquette school, peasant.
:sirdouche:
I am completely heterosexual. I love women. Everything about women. I find many women attractive and some could say that my standards are low. I like to think of it as that I can find beauty that other tend to over look. Big women, skinny women, giant breasts, flat chested, any race, color or creed. Chances are I've spanked it thinking about them. All women are beautiful. But here's my problem. I've recently out of a very long relationship. All I want to do is get laid. To make matters worse, I'm currently sleeping on a friends couch until I find an apartment and there is no privacy. Basically I haven't masturbated or had sex in about 2 months. I'm going f***ing crazy. I just want to cum. That leads me to my dilemma. A friend of mine that I've known for years who also happens to be gay knows how hard up I am to bust a nut and keeps offering to suck my cock. At first I laughed at him. I mean, I'm completely not gay. Men don't turn me on. But for some reason I'm actually considering letting him do it. So my question is, should I? I mean a mouth is a mouth right? I'll be imagining women while he's doing it, so is it still gay? I just want to stick my d*** in something warm and wet. So peeps, what do you think. Is it still gay or am I just a f***ed up pervert. Why am I even considering this? Is it a good idea? Tell me what yall think. Maybe I should just take a walk and go masturbate in the woods, though to me that seems just as twisted. One thing is for sure, I got to get this baby batter out of me before I go f***ing crazy. Oh, and if you were thinking spank it in the bathroom, it's out of the question. Where I stay at there's like 7 people living here. Hard enough to get a shower or a sh*t in, and I don't feel comfortable beating off in the shower because there's kids that stay here to that have to take baths in the tub and that just trips me out and I don't want to shower spank. So...should I go fag for the weekend? Will I even be able to get it up with a dude? Fuck! I need some advice.
Jesus christ, just go nut in the toilet. Fucking idiot.
Lol, he doesn't feel comfotable doing it in the shower so he's going to go in some dude's mouth instead. So gross. So zekyl.
Fucked up that when I first read "peeps" I immediately thought Tahoe asked this?
why not bring back webber???????? We are just going to lose to boston or cleveland anyways. just like the kenny chesney song we are going back to cleveland and losing, the best we can hope for is cleveland playing boston in the second round that way we can play boston in the ECF and say that we made it there again. can someone please explain to me how we are going to make to the nba finals, boston is 3x the media draw of the pistons, the pistons are the losing wrestler in the wwf we are the randy macho man savage of the world, i wish it were not this way but i cant see any differently atleast not lately, so in conclusion the only way that I see us beating boston is if we had made the trade for kobe earlier in the year and that way we would carry that celebrity status that david stern and the nba crave. I told the palace president last year that we were going to lose to LEBRon in the RCF and they kicked me out of the palace and made me write apology letters. screw it if we lose again this year and i think it is based on the nba fixing it to get the more popluar team in the finals i will never watch another piston game again. I love that we are winning these days but part of me missed the loser days of the 90's. I miss t mill and the teal jerseys, and grant hill otis throrpe joe d. when we were losers it was fun to go to games, jon barry would just get the crowd pumped, I cant remember the last time i went to a game were i thought th e crowd was really into it, the prices are redicoulouysy high and I will not stand for it any longer, this is my last year dealing with these sons a bitches and there over priced supply and demand prices, i want some god damn answeres and i want them now.
Okay, that's familiar.
Gusman?
Yep. One of my favorites.
If he knew anything about WWF he'd know that Macho Man was, like, a 2x WWF Champion though. SMH.