-Denying/Not believing that you're a Dad Guy even though it's painfully obvious to everyone else that you are.
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-Denying/Not believing that you're a Dad Guy even though it's painfully obvious to everyone else that you are.
-Letting your kid listen to dirty stand-up records while mom is unaware.
-Rocking out to Eric Clapton Unplugged in the car.
-Referring to your son/daughter by their first, middle, and last names when you're mad at them.
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Originally Posted by LDB
- Getting your son/daughter/wife's name mixed up for some other son/daughter/wife as you're hollering at them
-saying that you're not going to ask again
-always having rolaids or tums in the car
-a Dad Guys watches a basketball game through an irritating series of quick glances
Good one, Wizzle!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wizzle
Wondering why you didn't listen to your dad or pay attention to the fact that he was so miserable because he had kids--and then wondering why you made the same mistake.
Also, justifying having kids with some lame shit like "They'll take care of me/be here when I'm old"--yeah, sure they will. As long as they think you have a couple mill in the bank, and until they stuff you into a resthome so they don't have to visit you anymore and be bored with your lame old stories. The best day of your kids' lives is when the dementia kicks in to the point that you don't remember them and they don't have to waste time visiting you anymore.
Funny how people in "families" pretend they love each other and are "close" and it is in the form of three get togethers per year that can't end fast enough.
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For Faggotry
It seems to be rampant
Watching the 4am rebroadcast of the Piston game because you were out swimming with your daughter and her cousins while it was originally broadcast.