P, was this site pretty much started as a Piston's site?
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P, was this site pretty much started as a Piston's site?
C'mon!!! What man WOULDN'T want a woman who can wrestle a Crocodile???Quote:
Originally Posted by Fool
Zip - I could see where the accent sounds like shit to you, but that's cause you've adjusted to listeing to the way US chicks speak. Granted you guys have more accents but you're still used to them.
I have no problem with the way our chicks speak (espcially when they have my cock in their mouth)
And yes, women in Australia, or the Congo have better teeth than a British woman. I have no fucking idea what the fuck is going on the UK. Their chicks have had the ugliest fucking teeth for a long time. Put fluride in the fucking water already.
Fool - Crikey isn't an everyday term. It's not like fuckers are walking around going "Crikey - they opened a new shop there" or "Crikey, I need to take a shit". It's like "Shrimp on the Bar-B" - rarely, if ever used.
Tahoe - What the fuck is that? 58 package check? It's so out of the blue I can't even come up with some smart, witty remark to trash it.
And one more time, with feeling, for the Toaster with Most Posts:
History of What The Fuck (you guys can call it what you like) birth according to Pharaoh for Tahoe:
Fuck Yes! WTF was founded as a basketball website! This site was born out of a desire for freedom from fucktards that reigned down on us like cruise fucking missles at Real GM. Those fuckers refused to treat Piston fans with the same type of "we didn't see that shit" attitude they gave Raptor fans, Laker fans or Pacer fans.
I admit it - Part of the problem was our Mods (Grizz, Chris, Me, Big Ben's Fro and Jethro at the end) were happy to let shit slide on our forum. What we didn't know was that Pacer Mods were not that way inclined. They were hardcore cocksmokers and loved the power of suspending or banning fuckers.
The whole thing went BOOM! and I can't remember the year. It might have been before the brawl, or after it but either way shit hit the fan and the Powers That Sucked gave many of your fellow Piston fans the old "Get the Fuck Out Now" card.
Needless to say many were stunned. Many were pissed. But only 1 actively used his position on Real GM to recruit members for WTF!!!
See, back then, like today (I imagine?) only Mods had the power to PM peeps. Regular lowly posters couldn't PM each other. (Why? Who knows? Those cunts were fucked) So it was impossible for Mola or Glenn to PM a lot of other posters and recruit them.
But 1 Mod had the balls to do the deed that needed to be done. Only 1 Mod didn't give a fuck. You know how some cats are like "Yo, man - I don't give a fuck"? There's them cats and then there's other guys who really, truely "don't give a fuck!"
Who was this legendary Mod? Me, you forgetful fucks! That's right, the great calmness that resides in my cranium hatched a plan to render the Pistons forum at Real GM vacant like the space between bukdow's ears.
The Great One sent forth many PM's, to old posters and new, to regulars and those sometimes forgotten (like Train Wreck and B-diddy). And so it was foretold in the scriptures that WTF would be built and they would come, and come hard.
And come they did. The Great Mod was so proud of the vital role he played in the building of the membership that he stupidly posted about using the Real GM PM system against the Powers That Sucked! Dumbass Move!
And naturally the Powers That Sucked were trolling our brilliant site and saw said post and quickly removed the legandary Pharaoh of his rightful Mod powers. According to the Powers That Sucked Pharaoh had committed the ultimate crime against Real GM - he told people to visit another message board!
Shock! Horror!
Fucking Awe inspiring!
It was a crime so great that the Powers That Be actively recuited other Mods from the other boards and these Mods, some of whom Pharaoh had never heard of, proceeded to try to lay the Smackdown on the Great One, expecting...
Who the fuck cares what they expected? Who the fuck knows? Those cunts tried to smash me on the forum because I had stood up for our fellow Piston fans and told Piston fans to bail on a shitty fucking website that restricts anything and everything they deem "against the Real GM interest".
I didn't sign up for that shit. I signed up to talk about basketball you crazy fucks. Fuck you and the forums you run.
I proceeded to fight the good fight and told them all to fuck off in no uncertain terms (are there certain terms?). I hung around and tried to get Grizz to use the PM system to recruit more people since he and I were tighter than a nun's cunt but he wouldn't do it. Eventually I told him I couldn't post at both forums and left Real GM behind, like a shit at a truck stop.
But before I vacated the premises I typed an EPIC fucking goodbye, referencing The Matrix (which was my favourite movie at the time) and told Grizz that he always had a place at my table.
Some of your fellow fans mocked my goodbye, claiming I took shit too seriously. Well, fuck those cunts. I gave up time with my fiance, who was seriously ill at the time to post and Mod that fucking forum. I didn't have to be there. I choose to be there. Respect that shit and treat people "the right way".
And that statement about Grizz only ever applied to him, and later to my man JS. Sorry to everyone else I know and love and post with, but with them 2 it was and is different. Not everyone can enter The Kingdom of Pharaoh.
I do take this shit seriously (most of the time). And why shouldn't I? I give up time with my fiance and my 2 kids to post on here. If you can't respect that or understand it then I could probably sell you a box of rocks
Damn, this is long. So, um yeah - that's my story Tahoe.
Denny - if a woman can wrestle a croc and win I don't wanna fuck her. She would kick your ass every fucking night.
And likely one day she might want to fuck your ass.
Not a road worth I wanna travel, my friend. Not at all.
Pharaoh:
Isn't it more appropriate to say that your finace and kids take time away from you being able to post more? Geez, as if there aren't already enough reasons to get a vasectome when a guy turns 12.
Belongs in the Aks Bukdow thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
Sorry.
You're just jealous Zip - I got a great chick and 2 kids and shock horror I am happy with my life. Maybe shit didn't work out for you but that's on you, man. Don't push it on to others.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
And since you brought it up:
Yes, the topic of vasectome has been spoken about in my house.
Undecided at this time.
P, are you confusing "vasectome" with "Vaseline"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pharaoh