"Things I don't get"

Why ESPN feels the need to have an hour and a half long pre game show before MNF every week.

Not even the 90 minutes... Ive been at home all day and they've had about five hours of football. NFL Live, NFL Primetime, NFL Jerkfest, etc. Horrible. There are MLB pennant races, Nascar (even though I don't like it) chase, blah blah. I flipped to 80's reruns of Cops on CourtTV lol.

I don't get why seeing a TV commercial that features Brett Favre and BTO makes it actually seem okay to buy a pair of Wrangler jeans.

I don't get why an NFL Qb gets sacked by a bunch of nobodies in that commercial. Throw the damn ball Brett!

I don't get how they turn the Jell-O green.

I don't get why you have to attend U of M in order to root for the football team.

I don't get why TK came back (after a long hiatus) about a month or two ago for one day.

I don't get why the rest of us stay longer than that . . .

I don't get why we put up with AT&T. I don't get why people don't give them the angry-villagers-with-torches-and-pitchforks treatment yet.

I take a piss and every friggin' time it's all foamy and bubbly.