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Motown is right, as usual. This girl just wants mad sex. This is definitely the time to go for the ass. Don't be a prude. Be rough. Have some good booze in the fridge, and some good porn in the dvd player.
Give her the raunch she is subconsciously demanding.
Then make her pay for your car.
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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
International Talk Like A Pirate Day ........
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although I do enjoy the Rum
You should start a seperate thread and put these in there so they don't get buried.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
Well done.
Well, give me a list of WTF catchphrases, point me toward the threads where they came from, and I'll go nuts creating them. I've got Visio here at work.
Explain this BS to me:
I have a bunch of applications in at varius places in the Denver area. I call many of those places to let them know that I will be in town (I was last friday), and that if they'd like to interview me I will be out there. One lady calls me and tells me they want to set up an interview. I explain I will be in Mexico up until that day and won't have phone service so she says she'll leave a message as to what time to meet. I'll get the message when I fly in and know what time to meet.
I get no message, no email at all. Then yesterday, I get an email from the company (not from the lady) saying I was not selected for an interview. What a load of crap. I call the lady and ask her what the deal is and she says apparently they didn't take her reccomendation to interview me. First off, she never said it was a reccomendation to anyone, she said SHE wanted to set up and interview with me. I took that as it being her choice. Second, if they didn't want to interview me, the professional thing would have been to leave a message stating that. Especially since I had 4 other companies interested in interviewing that day (2 of which I did).
Instead she wasted my time, time I spent on vacation paying to check email and international calls to voice mail. What a bunch of bull shit.
I'm thinking of letting her bosses know about this, but I am going to wait until I have a job lined up before starting any fires. What do you think I should do?
HR people are seriously the worst people in the world. They act like they always have ten thousand people trying to get the job you're applying for, and they have "so many applicants" that they "don't have time" to do the normal kinds of things that you are supposed to do when you're a polite, decent human being, like keep you informed of your progress. When you go to work in HR you find that everyone else has just resorted to being an asshole in order to get through their day, so there's not much point in trying to be polite yourself if people are just going to regard you as inefficient.
I can tell you exactly what happened with the lady you spoke with: you told her about being in Mexico and how she should just leave you a message, and she threw your resume in the trash. "Oh no," she said, "this guy has a unique situation and I have to do something out of my routine in order to deal with him. I don't have time for that."
Sleep with her husband.Quote:
Originally Posted by WTFchris
The letter sounds like a good idea and waiting till you are secure sounds like an even better one. By then you probably won't care anyway and the poor lady stuck in a job she hates won't get fired and be forced to live off SPAM while trying to afford college for her triplets.
Sleep with her husband? What?
That will fix her.