The discuss any topic/random thoughts thread

Bob Saget's on tonight. Gotta watch.

I am graduating in August with a degree in Accouting Processes. I am having a hard time seeing how I will find a job. I am kind of pissed about it. I can't even get a piece of shit job as a bank teller with a bachelors degree. FML

What the hell am I going to, I don't make enough money to get out of my parents house. Looks like I may have to join the army or something. I am running out of time and options.

Do porn.

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Originally Posted by LDB

Do porn.

Depending on what you mean by "do", I bet he already does.

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Originally Posted by gusman

I am graduating in August with a degree in Accouting Processes. I am having a hard time seeing how I will find a job. I am kind of pissed about it. I can't even get a piece of shit job as a bank teller with a bachelors degree. FML

What the hell am I going to, I don't make enough money to get out of my parents house. Looks like I may have to join the army or something. I am running out of time and options.

fmylife is an awesome site. I've set up my browser to pop it up in a tab once a day as morning pleasure.

What sort of jobs are your Accounting Processes degree supposed to prepare you for? Is there some professional accounting certification associated with it (I'm assuming it's not a CPA)? Where would you want to live? Have you talked with some sort of counselor at the school you're going to?

She's in Michigan, seems hot, and will be rich soon...

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LOL:

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Originally Posted by gusman

I am graduating in August with a degree in Accouting Processes. I am having a hard time seeing how I will find a job. I am kind of pissed about it. I can't even get a piece of shit job as a bank teller with a bachelors degree. FML

What the hell am I going to, I don't make enough money to get out of my parents house. Looks like I may have to join the army or something. I am running out of time and options.

Welcome to the real world. The world of the disillusioned college graduate. Take a number.
And shut the fuck up.

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Originally Posted by LDB

I used to hate Jimmy Fallon, but I'm starting to think he's probably a good dude, so I hold no more ill will.

Don't get me wrong though, his show is still horrible and he's painfully unfunny.

It is illegal to say thw words "Jimmy Fallon" and "funny" in the same sentence, thought, paragraph, or lifetime. That asshat is so not funny that even if you call him "unfunny" or "not funny," you still imply that there may be the potential for him to be, or have ever been, funny. And that is simply not possible. To call him "unfunny" is an isult to truly unfunny people like Billy Crystal or Whoopi Goldberg or Bob Saget. They may have been funny at one time; we have evidence.
Jimmy Fallon has never been anything other than a giggling faggot who HAD to have provided cocaine and butt sex to Lorne Michaels to get his break on SNL.

Actually, Bob Saget is filthy and hilarious.

Jimmy Fallon is a train wreck, though.