A night's sleep is actually not natural in most cases involving sex before bed. Men are built to sleep afterwards, while women want cuddling and to talk and talk, all throughout the night.
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A night's sleep is actually not natural in most cases involving sex before bed. Men are built to sleep afterwards, while women want cuddling and to talk and talk, all throughout the night.
Here's something I don't get: people who ask me for help for a computer problem without bothering to collect information first.
"I tried to do something with MS Word and I couldn't do it."
What do you mean, 'I couldn't do it'?
"I got an error message."
What were you trying to do?
"I don't remember."
What did the error message say?
"Not sure. I just clicked 'OK' and it went away."
Shut up and never call me again.
I don't get why OS and apps developers don't treated errors as something worth capturing and viewing, and not something they expect the user to scribble down on a notepad. Ubiquitous one-keystroke screen dumping, a "logging" option in addition to the "Ok" or "yes/no"-variant GUI error, log reviewing tools that doesn't take an "expert" to access or drive, etc. Of course, given some of the shitty vague ass crap that passes for error messages, many times spewed without searchability in mind, I guess I don't get why some folks even bother with error messages. Just rip 'em out, say your shit works great, defy the user to prove otherwise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
I don't get why are Prepaid Expenses Assets and not Liabilities? And what is the point of posting AND journalizing while doing basic accounting?? Why not just do one, and save some time.
Also, I don't get why Grosse Pointe is broken down into 5 mini cities (Farms, Shores, Woods...etc.) Why not just have one big Grosse Pointe?
I also don't get why on Armageddon, when they are dis-assembling the nuke after Crnl. Sharp activated it, the last 5 seconds is drawn out into almost a minute as they decide wether to cut the red or the blue cord. Also why didn't they just let Rockhound stay on the meterorite and blow it up rather than Harry, since Rock Hound offered to do it in the first place.
"That's my father!"
Because the "expense" has already been "credited" out of your "cash" or other liquid assets. Since the actual expense hasn't occured the amount of the expense is still a property of yours (an "asset", something of value for you to claim). Thus it must be debited in some form in order to reflect a balanced sheet. Once the expense actually occurs it gets credited as a normal expense and the utility or whatever through which you incurred the expense recieves the fee as a debit on their books.
Accounting is like karma or zen. Balance is the only focus.
I dont get why anybody would give a second thought to the movie Armageddon.
You know when you were a kid and went to go see E.T. in the theater, and when the bikes all took off and starting flying through the air, someone in the theater was all like "pfff, yeah right!"
That was Ledezma.
now mine:
I don't get why Marvin Gaye is dead.
Because bullets hurt?
My old man told me: "Son, I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." It's one of the few things I got, that Marvin Gaye ultimately didn't get.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
I'm hot just like an oven, I need some lovin'!