The discuss any topic/random thoughts thread

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Originally Posted by Vinny

After we finish that greatest Douchebags tournament, we need to have a "Great Moments in WTF history" thingamabob.

Early nominations:

*When we found out about Knockout.

*When the G brothers went all crazy and racist and shit.

*When Mola convinced Donvito at Hoopsworld that he was really a Serbian Darko fan of some sort to the point that Donvito started lambasting other hoopsworld posters for making fun of his "bad english".

*That time that lady who got fired by Text Message showed up.

* The Uncle Cliffy revolt.

* "Don't Try And Be A Hero"

* CCCSDad.

* Aks Bukdow.

I'd add to that our current comic strip by DM.

I got bit by a spider on my palm on Tuesday of last week. I have yet to develop any super powers, but it did get a little infected and hurt like hell.

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Originally Posted by MoTown

I have yet to develop any super powers.

give it time

I'd start making the costume now.
http://coolest-homemade-costumes.shi...costume-01.jpg

Too plain. I need flare.

Suggestion: Don't wear crocs. Please.

Even if they're red?

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Originally Posted by MoTown

Too plain. I need flare.

Hmmm, what does the Minnesota state flag look like?

I bet it would be an effective cape.

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Originally Posted by MoTown

Even if they're red?

I'm sorry, no matter what the color, they are never acceptable. Even for women.

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Originally Posted by Glenn

Hmmm, what does the Minnesota state flag look like?

I bet it would be an effective cape.

http://www.allstates-flag.com/images.../minnesota.gif

Good start. Good color scheme. I'm not sure what color crocs to go with though...

Lakerman.

(I think that's navy, not purple)

You could pretend to be from Michigan and use these

http://www.shoes.com/ProductImages/S...AEC1052407.jpg

Superpowers came today. Just not the ones I wanted.

White cheddar yum

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Originally Posted by Zekyl

I'm sorry, no matter what the color, they are never acceptable. Even for women.

"Never" seems like a strong word. What about James Brown?

Wow, that smells bad.

I just hired a MARINE! He's friggin amped. We've been talking for a while now, but why am I worried he won't be able to cut it?

I'm tired and hungry.

I can't believe SDB is posting and the Lions are going to have a new GM. I'm over the moon.

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Originally Posted by Big Swami

I can't believe SDB is posting and the Lions are going to have a new GM. I'm over the moon.

You're welcome.

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

I just hired a MARINE! He's friggin amped. We've been talking for a while now, but why am I worried he won't be able to cut it?

So far, so good.

Why the fuck am I up at 2am?

I wonder what swimming in a pool of 7-up would feel like.

And if Coke can melt a screw after a couple of days, would it melt our skin if we passed out for a couple days with our hand in a glass of Coke?

i should sleep more.

The spellings of reliever and receiver are fucking stupid. They're the exact same word other than one sound but they're flipped.

That's a rule that has never made any sense in English.

I before E, except after C,
Or when sounded as "EH" as in Neighbor and Weigh,
Or on Tuesdays and Full Moons and Holidays in May,
And you'll never be right no matter what you say.

The candidates should be asked to perform lie detector test... even if it's not a perfect science it would be better than the shit we're supposed to endorse.
Who rates the best on the BS meter?

^ Seconded!

That would be very nice.

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Originally Posted by mercury

The candidates should be asked to perform lie detector test... even if it's not a perfect science it would be better than the shit we're supposed to endorse.
Who rates the best on the BS meter?

The problem that I see with this is that instead of getting rid of liars, it would force the US to elect better liars. Evolution eventually makes fools out of all of us.

Better liars or complete idiots. I have zero doubt Bush passes every lie detector test you'd give him.

There are certain posters on this board that when I read their posts, I always have a certain voice in my head for them:

Hermy: A very sarcastic, yet I don't give a shit voice
geerussell: A very condescending voice
gusman: A drunk voice, slurring the words
SDB: I read his posts quickly, as if he's talking really fast
Big Swami: A loud, bellowing voice
Fool: A low, yet angry tone
Zip: An English accent
bukdow: I don't really need to describe his tone of voice...

Don't judge me, that's just the way I read them.

Wow, I sure am glad that you don't read my posts.

I am hella glad this is my last history class I'll ever have to take...

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Originally Posted by Glenn

Wow, I sure am glad that you don't read my posts.

Nah the people I didn't list just have normal voices. Nothing drastic.

How do you imagine this sounding?:

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"He's swimming!"

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Originally Posted by DrRay11

I am hella glad this is my last history class I'll ever have to take...

History classes should be tought just before bedtime.

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Originally Posted by Glenn

How do you imagine this sounding?:

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"He's swimming!"

Similar to the little girl from Signs voice. And then a giggle. And then tears.

You're dead on about the tears.

"QUIT TRYING TO TOUCH THE KEYBOARD, GODDAMMIT"

*wah*