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Roseville burglars ransack home, kill cat

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Roseville Police are looking for burglars who ransacked a home – then killed the family cat by putting it in the washing machine and turning it on.

The break-in on the 32000 block of Beaconsfield happened while the family was away between 5 and 11 p.m., Roseville Deputy Chief James Berlin said today.

The suspects ransacked the home, stealing a variety of valuables before killing the cat.

Anyone with information can call the Roseville Police Department at 586-775-2100.

Round up the usual suspects.

That sucks. People suck.

^thought the same thing

Hardcore.

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Ansbach, Germany -- An 18-year-old student armed with an ax and Molotov cocktails attacked his high school in southern Germany on Thursday, wounding nine pupils, police said.

The teenager entered the Carolinum High School in the Bavarian town of Ansbach where he threw two of the explosive devices, but they caused no major fires, said Ansbach Fire Chief Horst Sellter. Police could not confirm media reports that the attacker had lobbed Molotov cocktails into a classroom.

Gun control. Seriously.

Teeth the secret to curing blindness.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/flor...y/1240371.html

She'd give her eyeteeth to have her man back:
http://images.townnews.com/sanduskyr...nt/1619893.jpg
http://www.sanduskyregister.com/arti...nt/1619893.txt

^ She looks like 12 years old or something.

Would he run her over if he went by?

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"I honestly feel bad. If I have to stand out here in the rain for him to take me back, I will."

BFD! I'll endure dampness for you! It should read.

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"I honestly feel bad. If I have to accept anal sex every day of my life for him to take me back, I will."

I'm just sayin'.

Thinking about it...she might be from Columbus not Sandusky. There's some cheatin mofos there. Sorrydray

WTF TO CHANGE NAME!!!
http://www.jsonline.com/entertainment/62997292.html

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Man who admitted flashing 12-year-old girl says he can't go to jail because he's donating kidney to dying dad

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/in...hing_12-y.html

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Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/in...hing_12-y.html

Looks like the kind of guy that, if your teenage daughter brought him home, she wouldn't be able to date again til she was moved out.

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10-08) 18:49 PDT SAN FRANCISCO -- Seven suspected gang members arrested in San Francisco for allegedly intimidating a courtroom witness were freed Thursday, as prosecutors said they needed more time to decide whether to file charges.

The men had been held for two days stemming from the incident Tuesday during a preliminary hearing for Charles "Cheese" Heard, 25, accused of murdering Richard Barrett in November 2008.
Barrett, 29, was killed outside a Broadway club as he ran from a robber attempting to grab his gem-encrusted pendant of the "Flintstones" character Bamm-Bamm.
The seven men stood up with arms folded just as the prosecution's star witness was asked whether she saw the killer in the courtroom.
Heard's attorney, Eric Safire, says he orchestrated the display as a way to ensure the woman's identification was fair. The seven men in the audience, he said, all had gold grills on their teeth, as did Heard.
The men were arrested as they left the courtroom.
Prosecutors offered no specifics Thursday for why they were not filing charges. They said only that the probe remains "open and active" and that they will make a decision once the investigation is complete.
Brian Buckelew, spokesman for District Attorney Kamala Harris, said his office has asked the state attorney general to determine whether there is a conflict of interest if San Francisco prosecutors pursue charges.
Safire welcomed the men's release. He noted that Superior Court Judge Wallace Douglass, who was presiding over the hearing for Heard, said their display had not amounted to witness intimidation.
"There was nothing illegal about what I attempted to do," Safire said.
At the end of the hearing, Douglass ordered Heard tried for murder.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/10/08/MN711A39GM.DTL#ixzz0TPBpyG7q

What? You don't have one?

Saudi Arabia looking for financial aid if the world starts consuming less oil. It doesn't get any weirder than this.

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BANGKOK — There are plenty of needy countries at the U.N. climate talks in Bangkok that make the case they need financial assistance to adapt to the impacts of global warming. Then there are the Saudis.

Saudi Arabia has led a quiet campaign during these and other negotiations — demanding behind closed doors that oil-producing nations get special financial assistance if a new climate pact calls for substantial reductions in the use of fossil fuels.

That campaign comes despite an International Energy Agency report released this week showing that OPEC revenues would still increase $23 trillion between 2008 and 2030 — a fourfold increase compared to the period from 1985 to 2007 — if countries agree to significantly slash emissions and thereby cut their use of oil. That is the limit most countries agree is needed to avoid the worst impacts of climate change.

The head of the Saudi delegation Mohammad S. Al Sabban dismissed the IEA figures as "biased" and said OPEC's own calculations showed that Saudi Arabia would lose $19 billion a year starting in 2012 under a new climate pact. The region would lose much more, he said.

"We are among the economically vulnerable countries," Al Sabban told The Associated Press on the sidelines of the talks ahead of negotiations in Copenhagen in December for a treaty to replace the Kyoto Protocol, which expires in 2012.

"This is very serious for us," he continued. "We are in the process of diversifying our economy but this will take a long time. We don't have too many resources."

What a mom!

http://law.rightpundits.com/?p=886

Makes ya wonder how many "favors" go unreported....
unfortunately they tacked on a Federal ugly offense to her sentence.

Sweden burns bunnies for heating fuel.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574...-23109,00.html

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The city of Stockholm shoots thousands of wild rabbits spread across the green spaces of the Swedish capital and sends their bodies to be burned as heating fuel, a practice which has enraged animal rights groups

no shit?

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

Sweden burns bunnies for heating fuel.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574...-23109,00.html

A truly heartwarming story.

It's 'weird worth' also, right?

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

Sweden burns bunnies for heating fuel.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574...-23109,00.html

See, they're smart for staying away from the issues that foreign oil dependancy can bring to a country. Use your own resources, and if that's bunnies, then so be it.

Remind me not to hire this attorney for any sexual harassment lawsuits...

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/c...,5064858.story

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A Chicago Immigration attorney is facing sanctions after he demanded "sexual interaction with me and my partner" as a job condition from a woman seeking a position as legal assistant at their firm.

After the woman responded to an ad that Samir Chowhan placed in the "Adult Gigs" section of Craigslist, he told her in a follow-up e-mail that she would also need to "perform for us sexually" as "part of the interview process."

Chowhan is accused of lying to the Illinois Attorney Registration & Disciplinary Commission and with conduct that "tends to bring...the legal profession into disrepute," according to a complaint filed Wednesday by the commission, which investigates complaints of attorney misconduct. "It is unclear how the legal profession could be any more disreputable, so this action is utter [expletive deleted] nonsense", said an anonymous source.

Chowhan is also charged with neglect and misrepresentation in two Immigration cases in which he allegedly failed to timely file paperwork. As with most institutions, Chowhan's firm requires prompt TPS reports.

Chowhan first denied he posted the online ad but later admitted it, according to the complaint.

He could not be reached for comment Thursday.

In May, Chowhan posted the ad seeking an "energetic woman" for "general secretarial work, some paralegal work and additional duties for two lawyers." The ad sought a resume, photographs and "a description of your physical features, including measurements and a spread-eagle beaver shot."

A woman, who thought the request unusual but assumed the firm was looking for an attractive secretary, responded the same day and included her measurements and a photo, the complaint said.

Chowhan e-mailed back.

"In addition to the legal work, you would be required to have sexual interaction with me and my partner, sometimes together sometimes separate," the complaint quoted the e-mail as saying. "This part of the job would require sexy dressing and flirtatious interaction with me and my partner, as well as sexual interaction."

The e-mail went on to say that other women had been hired who "have not been able to handle the sexual aspect of the job later. We have to be sure you're comfortable with that aspect, because I don't want you to do anything that you're not comfortable with. So since that time, we've decided that as part of the interview process you'll be required to perform for us sexually."

"When are you available to interview?" the e-mail allegedly read. "I am free to interview today!"

The woman was "frightened" by the e-mail and didn't follow through, according to the complaint. She complained to the commission in June.

A panel will review the charges against Chowhan and can recommend he be disciplined. He might like the discipline.

^I thought all interviews were like that... Looks like I've been taken advantage of.

What's a man to do if he does want a secretary who also performs sexual services? It looks to me like he was clear and up front about everything, yet still gets in trouble. Dumb bitch just shouldn't have answered the ad.

It was in "adult gigs" on Craigslist. WOW --there are a number of ads in the local adult gigs (http://detroit.craigslist.org/adg/) like the one that got the Chicago lawyer in trouble:

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/adg/1434891261.html

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Personal Assistant Needed (Oakland County)

Looking to interview women 18+ for a Personal Assistant position.
Part time $500/week. Applicants should be willing to run errands, set up the class room, and any personal physical attention I would need.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/adg/1434891261.html

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sexy secretary wanted (macomb )

sexy secretary needed for partime filling work and know quickbooks, must dress super sexy and know how to take care of the boss ::)

Oh, and I found Wilfredo Ledezma's ad:

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/adg/1437495447.html

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Seeking a young white woman to watch the Baseball and Football (Macomb)

Seeking an attractive white woman to watch sports tonight with. $200.00

http://www.mycentraljersey.com/artic...rnards+company

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An Illinois man will be sentenced to six years in prison after he pleaded guilty Monday to stealing $470,995.53 from a township company by accepting paychecks for a job he didn't have.

Armatys pleaded guilty to receiving the money in direct deposits from Avaya, a telecommunications firm whose corporate headquarters is in the township, for a job as a senior systems analyst/systems architect that he accepted in September 2002.

Armatys filled out the necessary paperwork with Avaya's human resources department, but he then turned down the job because of the terms of his employment contract with his then current employer, said Somerset County Prosecutor Wayne J. Forrest.

A new computer system at Avaya terminated Armatys from the company's human resources database but failed to remove him from the company's payroll system, Forrest said. Armatys continued receiving a paycheck from the company until February 2007.

To what extent are you obligated to return money because someone else screwed up?

Milton lives!

That is kind of shitty. Sure proper morals and all say you should have let them know, but somebody is sending you money and the law says it's your fault?waits for Tahoe + IL = that's libs for ya

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Autistic artist Stephen Wiltshire draws spellbinding 18ft picture of New York from memory... after a 20-minute helicopter ride over city

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz0Vii6QbSa

That's insane.

Gang 'killed victims to extract their fat'

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Peruvian police have arrested a gang which allegedly killed scores of peasants, drained their bodies of fat and sold the liquid abroad as an anti-wrinkle cosmetic.

Three suspects have confessed to killing five people for their fat, said Colonel Jorge Mejia, chief of Peru's anti-kidnapping police, but the number of victims was believed to be much higher and to date back decades.

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Mejia, the police chief, said his force received a tip four months ago about a trade in human fat. It infiltrated the gang and arrested Serapio Marcos Veramendi and Enedina Estela at a Lima bus station with a litre of human fat in a soda bottle.

Their testimony led to the arrest of another alleged member, Elmer Segundo Castillejos, 29, who led police to the severed head and supplied grisly details: the gang would sever victims' heads, arms and legs, remove organs and suspend torsos from hooks above candles which warmed the flesh as the fat dripped into tubs below. Castillejos claimed other gangs were engaged in similar killings.

That's fucked up. FUCKED UP.

Hello, Expedia? I need to cancel my vacation plans.

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2...nt-marker.html

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How do you spell dumb?

With a permanent black marker, according to the police chief of a small Iowa town where two men allegedly used a marker -- instead of a mask or stocking -- to disguise their faces before trying to break into a home.

"They were being dumb and, combine that with alcohol, and it was the perfect storm," Carroll Police Chief Jeff Cayler told CNN.

His officers were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the suspects' vehicle.

Inside, they found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker. Police said the caller had described two men with painted faces attempting to break into an apartment last Friday night before driving off.

Matthew McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20, were arrested at gunpoint after officers were told they might be armed. Neither man had a weapon. McNelly and Miller were each charged with attempted second-degree burglary. Both men were released after posting bond.

"We're very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away," Cayler joked. "I have to assume the officers were kind of laughing at the time. I've never heard of coloring your face with a permanent marker."

Cayler said police believe one of the alleged burglars targeted the home because he suspected his girlfriend had a relationship with the man who lived there.

"They probably were just not thinking straight and figured we'll go out and scare the guy or whatever," Cayler said.

"I've been chief here almost 25 years, been with the department 28½ years and I've seen a lot of things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best combination of the two -- strangely weird and hilariously funny all at the same time."

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/w_Iowa320x200.jpg

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Man finds out Charles Manson is his father: http://bit.ly/4r3kIF

^BIG SWAMI LOCATED

Would you buy genetics testing from Amway?
I dunno about anyone else, but that just seems weird and wrong.
Of course, I say that about most anything associated with Amway...

http://www.wwj.com/Amway-Gets-Partne...-Tests/5555142