The WTF Translator

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Originally Posted by Sir Douche Baggins

Do you think you're smarter than Uncle Mxy?

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdow

I do not know who that person is.

TRANSLATION:

Yes, yes I am.

bukdow = Kobe
Mxy = Raja Bell

SDB's translator = broken

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Originally Posted by Jay Bilas

I certainly think [Chris Douglas-Roberts] is better than some of the players that have been selected in the second round.

Translation: Seriously? Walter Sharpe? WTF?

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Originally Posted by Mr. Oobir

Translation: Seriously? Walter Sharpe? WTF?

Translation: I hope I feel really stupid about this post next year.

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McGrady rumor has no legs

:mccosky:
Posted by Chris McCosky on Fri, Jul 11, 2008 at 1:09 PM

Since when does a one-sentence, non-sourced note from a non-NBA writer in a secondary publication up in Canada warrant such buzz? The Pistons and Rockets are not having on-going discussions about Tracy McGrady. There is no deal. Nothing is remotely close. Joe Dumars hasn't talked to the Rockets in several weeks and the Rockets have made it clear they have zero interest in trading T-Mac.

Dumars has talked to numerous teams, that's his job. He's trying to improve his team. He has made inquiries about McGrady. Nothing ever came of it and he hasn't gone back in over a month.

On a different note, I am happy that Jarvis Hayes has gotten another deal. He will sign a two-year deal with the Nets. He is one of the all-time good guys in this business. Had he been able to play defense even a little bit, he would have been here a whole lot longer.

TRANSLATION:

I just read ASB's report and felt like I needed to do one too.

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Originally Posted by Snarky

Had he been able to play defense even a little bit, he would have been here a whole lot longer.

Translation: Jarvis Hayes is the newest bullshit Eastern Conference player who's going to give the Pistons a fucking kidneystone for no reason when they play against him...probably by being left wide open and dropping like 10 3-pointers in a row.

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Originally Posted by Glenn

But what do I know?

NOTHING.

I'm DONE.

Glenn = The Spurs

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Originally Posted by Billups

We don't need a coach that's the greatest Xs and Os guy because we got guys that know how to play.

TRANSLATION

We're going to do what we want, when we want, so it doesn't really matter who the coach is.