"Things I don't get"

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Originally Posted by Mich & Tele

Actually the best of all the daytime trash talk shows was Ricki Lake. That shit was non-stop hilarity. My sister made a VHS recording of The Best Of "You're Not All That" from the Ricki Lake show and it was her most prized possession. Basically it's an hour of barely functional human beings telling each other things like "stop goin' to the dance club, you know you only got one leg."

I laughed so hard at that shit I started coughing like Val Kilmer in Tombstone.

I agree, Ricki Lake was some funny shit...as was Jenny Jones.

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Originally Posted by Zekyl

My girlfriend watches Maury almost every morning and its the same shit every time. After a while it gets predicatable.

Zekyl, you are NOT the father!

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Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy

Zekyl, you are NOT the father!

(girl falls down crying, i look sad and say i'll still take care of the child even though i now know its not mine, even though we all know i'm not going to give a shit about it as soon as i leave the studio, just saving face on camera)

I also love how when Maury reads lie detector test results to girls who suspect their men are cheating, he pulls them back and tells them "there's more" LOL Maury is one sick fuck.

Montel's pretty entertaining too when that bitch Sylvia Browne is on.

Haven't watched Springer in a while.

...and The View totally rocks.

I don't get why I woke up screaming at 5 am this morning with a rock hard muscle cramp in my calf the size of a baseball.

Fucker still hurts.

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Originally Posted by Glenn

I don't get why I woke up screaming at 5 am this morning with a rock hard muscle cramp in my calf the size of a baseball.

Fucker still hurts.

Tell your wife to stop being a cheap shot artist in the night.

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait...........

Tim, did you just say the View rocks?!?!

If I did it would be there in black text, which it's not.

....oops.

I love doing that in my posts.

even when they aren't caught.

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Originally Posted by Glenn

I don't get why I woke up screaming at 5 am this morning with a rock hard muscle cramp in my calf the size of a baseball.

Fucker still hurts.

I believe its potassium that helps that out. Eat a banana every day or take a vitamin pill.