You know. I don't think I've read another Card book. I've read the Ender series but nothing outside of it. But then, SCI-FI isn't really my bag.
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You know. I don't think I've read another Card book. I've read the Ender series but nothing outside of it. But then, SCI-FI isn't really my bag.
I don't get how on Maury when a slut is on for her 17th paternity test they cheer for her yet they boo the guy every time, when he would have every right to deny the child.
I don't get why you watched the previous 16 times.Quote:
Originally Posted by timbeau0805
j/k, I am with you on that one (i've only seen a couple Maury's, but they are all that way).
Yeah Chris, I really need to get a job...I spend all morning watching talk shows, it's sad really.
My girlfriend watches Maury almost every morning and its the same shit every time. After a while it gets predicatable.
When I was in my 20s I stopped watching TV for a few years, and I didn't really miss it. I had a green plastic 17" tv set with knobs (old-skool, no remote, motherbitches) and it sat in my closet.
When I found a roommate he moved in with a tv set and we got cable. I got up one morning and watched TV for the first time in years. It was Jerry Springer. This is what I saw:
There was a wedding taking place. It was between a dwarf man and a full-size woman. Just before she says "I do", another dwarf comes running from backstage, screaming, "I won't let you do this!" He then climbs onto a table and does a belly-flop onto the wedding cake.
I called in sick to work.
That sounded kind of cool so I searched for it.
This is not it, but this was the first result that came back from the search.
Believe it or not I have seen that clip before. It's pretty stupid considering the one dwarf can't even fight back (has to grab a chair to stand up).
Actually the best of all the daytime trash talk shows was Ricki Lake. That shit was non-stop hilarity. My sister made a VHS recording of The Best Of "You're Not All That" from the Ricki Lake show and it was her most prized possession. Basically it's an hour of barely functional human beings telling each other things like "stop goin' to the dance club, you know you only got one leg."
I laughed so hard at that shit I started coughing like Val Kilmer in Tombstone.
I DON'T GET: outsiders who talk bad about Detroit. Listen - I can call my sister a bitch but if you call my sister a bitch, you're going to catch a brick. The same applies to how people talk about the D. If you're from here, we can complain to each other all we want. But NBA analysts from LA who open up their mouths about Detroit's "hard times" can break the fuck out.
Those same people also drive cars that were invented and mass produced here (though less so now). it's like making fun of garbage men as they are cleaning up your shit from the sidewalk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mich & Tele