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From Me to Jeff ******:
Jeff,
Here you go:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/knife1.JPG
Looks like a normal spoon, right?
http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/knife2.JPG
Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.
I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.
Mike
From Jeff ****** to Me:
that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.
From Me to Jeff ******:
Jeff,
I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.
Mike
From Jeff ****** to Me:
fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.
From Me to Jeff ******:
Jeff,
Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/glock.JPG
At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.
http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/m16.JPG
Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.
http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/m3.JPG
This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.
Let me know if you want any of these items.
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff ****** to Me:
youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.
No comments about Shoopy's post? I actually started belly-laughing with that one. I think I shit a little.
At least you left your socks on.
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^ LOL Thats why you are Batman around here.
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haha, oh Zekyl.
truth in advertising
lol!
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loling @ 2104.
Mxy's pic has been used for tons of different captions, actually vice versa. Still a funny pic though.
Glan??
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GLAN??
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GLAAAAAANNNN!!???!???!!!!!!!!!!!???????
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LMAO
Holy fuck, I can't stop.
http://www.myspace.com/diablo882
Quote:
Alone it is I face the tide
the swelling waves that drown my pride
For solace is my quiet friend
illuminating thoughts within
which then cast shadows from my doubts
of what my life should be
Too quick to take the lonely path
to climb aboard my broken raft
and cast myself upon life's sea
and think of no one else but me?
A tortured soul in me resides
Alone it is...I'll face the tide
He'd love our "lolgay" forum.
HOW DID YOU FIND MY MYSPACE!?!?!
lol, what the fuck is that thing
I still can't stop laughing.
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Sorta looks like Iggy Pop.
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Click on to blow up because I am internetretarded for some reason and can't get my pics to post right.
That's incredible.
I love the internet.
Is there a downloadable/printable template available for that?
Oobir?
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