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Couple nights ago I went to bed. The female was still up, playing on the PC in the other room. I ripped huge ass on the kitty as she was trying to lay next to me because I hate her. The female came in the room and said "Did you fart? Was that really your ass I just heard?" Epic win for me... fart heard through a closed door in another room. Pretty sure that's a first. I wasn't sure if that should go in here, or if it deserved a new "Things that are awesome..." thread.
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Originally Posted by UxKa
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I learned to sew yesterday (while watching the Pistons).
My daughter had a whole in the knee of her gym clothes (her school has uniforms, even for gym days) so I got some fleece, cut a strip out of the leg of the sweats where the whole was and inserted the fleece. The sweats are grey and the fleece is black so now she is the only kid in the school with a black stip on her gym clothes. Looks pretty bad ass and has a small potential to get us (the parents) a conversation with the principle because it might technically be against the dress code.
That's how a man sews.
Mr. Mom was a great movie...
Blowjobs.
Expecting a call from a little emo slut I knew from HS any minute now.
^success?
Failure.
She couldn't make it.
So I texted "some other time?"
And she smiley-faced.
Post six digits of her number.
Afternoon snoozes when you get up too early. I'm about to try one.
WW2 movies on TCM