Actually ampersand sounds like a sweet name. I should be so lucky.
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Actually ampersand sounds like a sweet name. I should be so lucky.
And I hate it when I'm called a shit-slinging monkey in a comic book too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
he actually sounds kind of cool
I know, you're not a monkey...
Damn right. He slings shit at anyone that makes that mistake.
The # of his own posts that The Mailman deletes.
I'm toying with taking away his ability to delete them.
Don't wanna hurt any feelings now, Glenn..
If it makes you feel better, the shit-slinging monkey saves basically all mankind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
I do that on a regular basisQuote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
That little "throw the flag" motion that WRs make pretty much every time they are thrown to these days.
I think that should be a 5 yard penalty.
At least a technical foul.
2'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mailman
"What, no flag? I dropped an easily catchable ball, or the corner made a perfect play, or I tripped over my own feet with no one around me, or........."Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Trying to piss in the morning with semi wood and hitting the wall for the first ten seconds before I realize I should have just sat down to piss.
Athletes who keep running after the play is over. They make a good play and then to make sure everyone knows who did it, they run an extra 40 yards down the field so everyone can see them.
40 yards downfield AWAY from all of their teammates who made the play possible.
^ lol...exactly.
People who say "bro" a lot.
I know bro, its like bro, knock that shit off bro.
I actually really like "Don't tase me, bro" still.
I do too.
Oh bro, I hate that too, bro.
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http://www.girl.com.au/img/paul_walker.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by The Mailman
I don't get what you're saying, bro.
Cleveland.
When the girlfriend/wifey/baby mama (she's all of those for me...woe is me) wakes you up to tell you that she needs you to go sleep on the couch because her boyfriend is over.
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mailman
tru tru
People who hate Brett Favre.
Seriously, bro.
How can you hate Favre? He loves playing the game and it shows. He's a total class act as well.
Roger Clemens
Tom Brady's ankle
BSPN©/NESPN© PERIOD
Peeps who say "Happy ValenTIMES Day" If she's really hot, I can forgive her.
Just duct tape her mouth shut, then she can say whatever she wants and you can still fuck in peace.
People who say "retart" instead of retard.
woah...deja vu.
The fact I can't do a backflip.
When I ask my boss a very very simple question and he goes on a 15 minute rant to explain the answer. I just needed a yes or no, not a novel.
Dude, fuck bosses. I fuck my boss up when she goes off on me.
http://www.sistercare.com/images/bat...an_1_small.jpg
I've got a lil shine on but I hate that there all these words that you spell the same way that aren't even the smame thing.
Tear and Tear is pretty lame.
Or close and close is dumb too. I ca'nt think of any other things right now cuz I'm going to get another beer
Like "fuck" and "fuck".
Holy shit
There's this name I can't fucking stand being called. It drives me fucking nuts and has since I was a kid. Whenever my girlfriend calls me it I have to beat her ass.
The Bagginses.