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Here's one.
I think we've all read this one over the past week:
How do you think the rest of the Pistons players feel about that sentiment? Does anybody here think that if we had an Earl Watson/Speedy Claxton type backup PG that we would have ZERO chance of winning the title without Chauncey?Quote:
Originally Posted by Numerous Pistons fans of questionable intellect
Do you think that the Spurs would go without a backup to Duncan or Tony Parker for the same reason?
While the logic is flawed, the statement is true. The Pistons win nothing with Speedy Claxton or any other back-up PG forced into starting status.
I don't get this.
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Originally Posted by Anthony
Motown
L.A.
MOLA.
P.S. I don't know if you were being sarcastic. I'm too tired to try and figure that out.
People didn't say that. They said we might as well trade Arroyo because we aren't winning with him anyway. That's different. I supported getting Watson. But we can't win the title with Arroyo as our starting PG IMO. Not unless Miami and SA have similar catastrophic injuries (similar to us losing Billups).Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
I agree with what you said, but that's not what I think most people were saying.
"Most" were not saying that, but several did, including here.
How can there really be 5 oz. of milk in every Kraft Single?
How come more women don't go commando under their skirts?
Zip - because with most women I wouldn't want them to.
Someone figure this out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
After putting an acid such as rennet in the milk it will seperate into curds and whey. You only keep the curds, draining the whey out. For a real general number which obviously differs between cheese types and methods, it takes about 5 quarts of milk to make 2 pounds of cheese. So its not a true 5 oz of milk in the cheese, but it takes about 5 oz to make a slice in Kraft's process since you lose the whey.
"Whey" to go UxKa!
Canned laughter
applause
Boooo!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
lol just playin
I wish I had a portable canned laughter machine. I used to have that cool prtable fart machine, with the remote control. I used it often at my last job, hiding it nearby something while talking to a customer or something, and occassionally hitting the Fart button.
I just don't get why women don;t think farts are funny.
I also don't get that women complain about childbirth like it's the most painful thing in the world, yet they're dumb enough to put themselves through it more than once in their life. If I had to get kicked in the junk to pro create, it MIGHT happen once, but I'm not going to go around have someone kick my junk just to have a fucking kid.
More proof that men are smarter than women.
1. The fascination surrounding that Anna Nicole chick. (Yep, I've already forgotten her last name.)
2. Why so many Yankee fans live in L.A.? If they love the Yanks and New York so damn much, then go the fuck back!
3. Uncrustables. How fuckin' hard is it to make a damn PBJ?????
4. Why Taymelo just flat out disappeared?
5. Why, in those tampon commercials, a chick always drops a box bomb on her friend, on a table, in the middle of lunch hour, at a busy restaurant?
6. Katie Couric. I don't get the big deal? Did I miss something?
agree on all those. Couric's mouth makes me cringe. I'm not sure what injections/surgeries she has had, but that mouth is scary looking. She makes Melissa and Joan Rivers look like models. Obviously I am exaggerating, but something with her mouth is not natural.
Chris:
Check out what happens when she cracks a smile: Her upper lip totally disappears. Scary.
That top pic reminds me of Stepford Wives.
I don't get the tremendous growth of the bottled water business in the U.S.
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Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
Move to Kalamazoo and drink sulfer and iron.
I drink bottled water. I don't know why, I'm addicted. Conspiracy?
Brita filters are key. I spent about $20 at Sams for enough filters to last me five years.
Do you drink the same brand usually? I swore I was addicted to a certain brand for awhile, like they added something to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by e-ray
Yeah, but wasn't that true 20 years ago? Has the nation's plumbing decayed that badly? I just don't understand it growing -so- much. I have water bottles that I fill with filtered water and ice when I need it. It wouldn't occur to me to spend money on cases and pallettes of water for home use.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hermy
I'm addicted to Budweiser flavored bottled water.
Ice Mountain. Hmm...Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
Dasani is the water of choice for me, but I drink %99 tap water (thru a filter pitcher). I don't drink bottled stuff unless I'm taking a bottle to play sports or something. My city water tastes good with the filter.
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Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
Well, it wouldn't occur to me to pay the same amount for 4 oz. of Chef Boy-R-Dee as 12 oz either, but the trend to portion and convenience is all the rage as food/beverage manufacturers have long ago run out new ideas to differentiate their products and have reduced themselves (excuse the pun) to marketing size over merchandise.
I don't get how nobody has figured out a reliable way of getting rid of hiccups.
You'd think they'd have a little dissolvable strip that you can put on your tongue or something by now.
I always heard that hiccups are from air trapped in your stomach or esophogas, so I just burp a couple times and that always clears it up for me. You think they have a product by now though. Beer? Works for me.
I don't get how Shaggy, Fred, Velma, and Daphne could travel the nation in the Mystery Van, not holding a job, never changing clothes, sleeping with a dog, and not smell like the underbelly of a Fisherman's Wharf?
And how the Hell can Lois Lane, apparantly a crack investigative reporter, couldn't figure out Superman is basically Kent sans specs?
Why didn't any of Batman's villians, upon capturing the masked Crusader, simply just pull off the mask?
This is bullshit!!! They're not fooling anybody!!!
For absolutely the best take on this, watch an episode from the second season of Lois & Clark called "Tempus Fugitive", well worth digging up:Quote:
Originally Posted by DennyMcLain
http://www.redboots.net/Episodes/season_2d.htm
You mean the Bat-Antimask-Deterrent spray strategically lodged in his cowl isn't enough? Or, that inscription on the back of the mask that goes "if you remove this mask, I'll make you eat it". Or the fact that even if you remove the mask, he wears a disguise underneath it?Quote:
Why didn't any of Batman's villians, upon capturing the masked Crusader, simply just pull off the mask?
This is bullshit!!! They're not fooling anybody!!!
I don't get how that Vonage pop up ad from ESPN.com always avoids the muititude of pop up blockers that I have installed.
That thing has fucked with me for months now.
I don't get a popup when going to ESPN, using Firefox. The extensions I use that are most likely blocking random popups are NoScript and Tab Mix Plus.
I just use the Google toolbar popup blocker and have no popups at ESPN. Survivorfever.net still gets me though.
I have the Google blocker and it still gets me.
I upgraded from IE6 to IE7 the other day, which has some additional pop up blockers, but that bastard still gets me nearly every time.
I wonder if these companies know that unwanted pop ups cause negative branding for people like me?
I'll never do business with Vonage because of these annoyances.
It also makes me want to go to ESPN.com less than I normally would, so they are most likely effecting their visitor traffic too.
I don't get why we live in the civilized west, and yet we have a lifestyle that sucks.
I don't get why parents indulge their children with cell phones, cars and let the live at home until they are in their mid 20s.
I don't get why David Stern v. Mark Cuban hasn't been on Monday Night Raw yet.
I don't get why the chinese takeout we get is nothing like real chinese food. Are they withholding the good shit from us?
I don't get why Uxka posted one boobie and not the other.
I also don't get why Bill Davidson bought the Pistons for fun (all of his money is in Guardian AutoGlass) and then proceeded to run it like a business, at times totally ruining my fun.
I don't get why the Palace employs Eli Zaret when he is a Denny McLain loving worm.
I don't get how Bush can basically scam an election and get away with it.
I don't get how Jacques Demers got through his entire NHL career without being able to read. Was he surrounded by morons?
I don't get why space travel is not cheaper. We've been doing this shit for a while now.
I don't get why no one talks about Russia's nuclear arms anymore. I'm still planning to execute those drills they made us do in middle school.
I don't get how American automakers can be so inept. People want cheap ugly cars that are good on gas and don't explode. Seems pretty basic to me.
I don't get how McDonald's stays in business.
I don't get popups with survivorfever.net. I don't get why Windows people don't run Firefox, with IETab for the occasional IE needs.
I don't get why parents collectively rob from the young to line their own pockets, then are so surprised their kids end up living with them rather than going into the real world. I don't get the people say they want gas economy and a brighter tomorrow, yet buy big-ass trucks and SUVs in record volumes. I don't get why longevity has doubled in the past 50 years, yet childhood shrinks... or does it?