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One tragic night in 1990 I lost my best friend. Her name was Patches. I was walking her off of her leash and she started to chase a cat into a gangway at full speed. I then heard a crash and her cry out a yelp. I immediately knew something was wrong. As I made my way to her she was still alive but suffering from a broken neck. She had crashed into a staircase chasing that cat. I then held her in my arms as she passed away and I swear to God I felt her Spirit pass through me. Me and my best friend then carried her body back to my house and informed the family and then began to dig her grave. Everyone was in tears. I was in so much pain and suffering that I asked God to give me a sign that she was okay. I I then went and turned on the stereo and the song that was on was Fly to the Angels by Slaughter. To this day I cannot hear this song without reliving that tragic night, but I truly do believe that she is safe Somewhere in Heaven wherever Heaven may be, and I pray to God that one day I will see her again. Patches I will never forget you and I know you will forever be my angel...
That's beautiful.
#FlyToTheAngels
That's great. Also, I tried googling the first sentence to see where you found it and the first thing to come up was this. WE LOST BONER YOU GUYS. And we didn't even know it.
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Former Growing Pains actor Andrew Koenig was found dead yesterday in a wooded area of a Vancouver park apparently after committing suicide.
His body was found by friends around midday yesterday near a footpath in Stanley Park, a large expanse of grass, trees and tourist attractions near the centre of the Olympic city.
The 41-year-old son of Star Trek actor Walter Koenig, who played Pavel Chekov on the original Star Trek TV series, was visiting friends when he went missing.
It was after his father received a despondent letter from his son that the family reported his disappearance to the authorities.
The actor's father said after his son's body was found that Andrew was depressed and 'my son took his own life'.
'He was obviously in a lot of pain'.
A police spokeswoman said, 'I'll let Mr Koenig's words speak for themselves.'
She added foul play was not involved before adding she could not be more specific because the coroner was taking over the investigation.
William Shatner, who played the original Captain Kirk alongside Mr Koenig, said his thoughts were with his friend.
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This is one of the missing person posters put up in Vancouver after Andrew disappeared while visiting friends in the city
'My deepest sympathies to Andrew Koenig's family,' he said. 'I will grieve with them.'
Andrew Koenig starred in the 1980s sitcom as Richard 'Boner' Stabone, a friend of Kirk Cameron's character, Mike.
On hearing of his co-star's death, Mr Cameron said: 'It is with great sorrow to hear about the final outcome of the search for my old friend Andrew. I hope everyone will be sensitive to the Koenigs and give the family some private time to reflect and to grieve the loss of their beloved son.
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Boner was Chekov's kid? Mind. Blown.
https://twitter.com/dadboner/status/338005937782652928Quote:
Originally Posted by DADZIG
Still one of my favorite tweets
Chills!Quote:
The sudden loss of Mr. Berry has left me paralyzed. I spent two days staring at a wall. Anyway, I think Mr. Berry's death is quite suspicious. A perfectly healthy man drops dead. I believe the record companies had something to do with this. They probably poisoned Mr. Berry to suppress rock music. Once again the record companies are at it trying to strangle Rock Music of existence. They see profits in milquetoast hip-hop and EDM. This is important because rock is dying. The kids rather listen to Drake. A man with a known history of putting out awful music. The guy can't sing. The record companies propping up Drake as Generation Z's voice. If you don't believe me just listen to teenagers conversations. They quote Drake like he is Shakespeare. One wonders if this is end of culture. We have become too decadent. Flashy artists are in vogue. People wear shorts to weddings. What is going on here?? Before you know it music will be toilet sounds. Rock a great achievement of artistic merit is being killed off. I'm crying. This can't be real.
Let's change the course of history. Let's make America Rock Again. Imagine Slash playing at the Grand Canyon to begin the Counterrevolution...it would be a major f-you to the establishment. Have you seen what hip-hop is doing to Broadway?...ruining it completely.
Geography World Map (self.MandelaEffect)
submitted 24 days ago * by space_rangers
I dont remember a country called Chad in Africa, (85% the size of Alaska nonetheless!!)
i dont remember south america being so close to africa, or antarctica
India use to be a lot bigger, so did china.
Canada didnt use to be so big.
Greenland is now a monster of a land mass.
Africa use to be gigantic.
Asia is now super gigantic.
The eastern coast line in asia looks like it has a double china.
Theres alot more island land mass between Asia and Australia.
New Zealand use to be closer to Australia
SINCE WHEN WAS THERE A GIANT LAKE NEXT TO IRAN AND TURKEY?!
Mongolia? thats a fking country?!
Kazakhstan sure does have a huge land mass (about half the size of china) for a country that most people didnt know existed until borat
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EDIT: Fuck you guys, you can all collectively suck my dick. Fucking condescending assholes why the fuck are you even on this sub in the first place.
Hey can someone get message to Tracy for me????? Tell her Duane Lake thinks she's a filty jew pig.. Oh and tell her father if he was a man He'd come talk to me face to face? Not hide in Florida and sending people up here to try to kill me!!! As you can see the people sent up here didn't go back to Florida, May they rest in peace bitch!!!! Should of let that fat ass teacher kill your dumb jew ass.... Tracy wood merle woods kid??? Now I know why the scum of Florida always come up here!
Almost posted this in "Currently Viewing (Websites)" but it truly belongs here.
https://www.reddit.com/r/planesgonewild/
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This is a SFW subreddit. We add innuendo mock porn while enjoying plane pictures. "Ridiculous porn titles, but just normal pictures of planes" as someone put it.
This subreddit started as a half-joke-half-serious place, and we intend to keep it that way.
On the half-serious note: if this place does something for you, that's fine, whatever floats your boat, spins your props, etc. People should be free to enjoy whatever works works for them, but most of us do not want to know, so please keep it yourself. We want to keep this place lighthearted and casual. Thank you.
If you see something that fits this subreddit, x-post it here (and credit people!). It doesn't have to be planes either, it can be anything aircraft!
From the amazing comments here:Quote:
Oh, and I almost forgot, "Jedan Covek." Assuming that that is your actual name and not a pseudonym, and that you're in our United States (although maybe you're not), I'd suggest you go back to your own nation of origin, as we Americans don't need arrogant, ignorant, illiterate and stupid, little assholes such as yourself "dumbing down" our country. I'd also suggest that you learn how to have a civil disagreement with someone else rather than resorting to childish, ad hominem insults. You have a lot of growing up to do, kiddo. Finally, back to the original subject at hand, using your criteria of a "virtuoso," greats like Andres Segovia, Les Paul and Ravi Shankar wouldn't qualify because they each played in only ONE "genre." You really are one dumb, fucking idiot. How's that for an ad hominem attack? LMAO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY1DuGy2knc
And holy shit, if nothing else tune in at about 2:30 of that video for about 2 minutes of Jimi just being motherfucking Jimi.
I dislike the hypocrisy of our government, if ur wealthy not only do u get away with murder it's considered acceptable to cul the herd of working class dregs. But for most of us, the slightest infraction such telling some bully ur gonna whoop their butt, gets u 3 years in county jail- at least in massachusetts. History is written by the victor but you'd have to be ignorant to believe anything said on the news, they've all devolved into tabloid sideshows and witchhunts. And me living out here in witch city salem, it feels like a slap in the face. On my birthday i watched a man murdered by officers at a hospital last year. They said it was suicide, but when u chain a guy to a steel cot and suffocate him, they must be thinking of lazerbeak style suicideD. Btw I'm the one facing 3 years. A nurse at worcester recovery center hospital, americas supposed flagship for mental health, ordered me to remain in a bedroom with someone elses Hepatitis-C blood smeared all over the walls. And when i threated to have her job, she ordered me to be tied up and drugged against my will. Then she went to the police and said i threatened her life. My attorney said it doesn't matter that she put my life in danger all that matters is that i responded violently to her abuse and its her word against mine. It happens all the time in this world. If someone attacks you they go and call the cops because whoever snitches first is automatically the victim even if they swung first. It doesnt matter that she made an attempt on my life, she's a public servant thats acceptable in todays world. But its not okay for me to stand my groud against a government funded bully. I'm glad i got cancer, i hope i die. I don't smoke, drink, nor drug. They way i see it the Goddess is calling me home away from a society that loathes other peoples contentment, perks up at the site of bloodshed, and goes to great extremes to make their fellow humankind suffer indiscriminately. Keep worshipping that almighty dollar, ur at the center of ur own universes; monotheistic, pantheistic, or atheistic; call in what u want, and tell urself whatever lie u need to convince urself there is no god or goddess, because ur right, u don't deserve one none of ya. Go ahead and delete this post, or shit all over it, or ignore it. What i love most about the damned is how easily they band together, especially to squeeze out any intelligent person who they deem a threat to their corporate programming. When i was a schoolboy being a nerd meant you had alot going on upstairs, but now all it means is you have terrible social skills and live in a fantasy world you probably didn't pay for. Like i said hypocrisy.
^ must read, guys
The foyer of Jane Fonda’s loft apartment is a warm pink oval—softly lit, windowless and strangely familiar. A few paces in, the room narrows to a bright seam of a doorway that resembles the more unabashed works of Georgia O'Keeffe. “The entryway is a womb, and the door is a vagina,” says Fonda in her startling vibrato. “I had it designed so that you’re sort of delivered into the loft. Don’t you love it?"
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Originally Posted by mibuzzboard
The-follies-of-fresh-Local....Floridian's-are-eating-75%-local-most-of-the-of-the-time,or-at-lest-we-should-be!!!...Capitalism-dictate's-that...You-go-no-further-than-you-have-to-for-fresh-and-since-we-live-at-the-farm-so-to-speak,we-should-be-eating-fresher-than-most...
This was my JOB. Bringing in the best of the Fruits and Vegetables our Grower/ Neighbors have to offer. Fresh from the Local Farm...Ken-Copeland*Since1956*
Living-in-Florida-has-a-wonderful--nitch-for-the-healthly-eater-of-fresh-fruits-and-vegetables..Especially-so-living-in-Tampa...With-our-own-fresh-wholesale-produce-terminal-located-in-town-,Cruise-ships-beaches-restaurants&tourist,-Plus-the-few-million-people-that-already-live-here-of-every-race-color-and-creed...-we-munch-through-a-lot-of-Fruits&Vegetables...Thousands-of-semi-loads-weekly...This-create's-a lot-of-opportunity... Add-to-that-the-weather-which-makes-us-one-of-the-largest-grower\farmer-states-in-the-Union-with-Florida-and-California-feeding-the-Nation-during-the-winter-months-our-back-yard-is-one-big-farm-80%-of-the-year...
Hillsborough County Alone covers 1000 Square miles . 38% of that is FARMED > Almost HALF ! I personally have seen 300 Good Growing days out of the year. That's more than twice the time most other counties in the USA have to grown fruits and vegetables.
LOVE Ken-Copeland*Since1956*
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HipDigIt?
A less plausible theory is that the killer committed the murders in an attempt to promote jazz music, suggested by a letter attributed to the killer in which he stated that he would spare the lives of those who played jazz in their homes.
HATE Bill Cosby.Quote:
Originally Posted by mibuzzboard
Ha!
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It's Vinnie Vincent's bday today & no one knows where he is. Vinnie Vincent is MIA. After his wife passed away in 2014 the house they were in sold March of 2015 in Smyrna, TN outside Nashville. No one has seen or heard from Vinnie V. since. Where are you Vinnie?
Rehab?
It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.
When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.
Is that on Kodi?
HATE Fig.
https://www.amazon.com/Haunted-Vagin.../dp/097624988XQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Oobir
They gotta turn this into a movie.
https://www.amazon.com/Baby-Jesus-Bu...D2YAG7SJF4KGVGQuote:
Step into a dark and absurd world where human beings are slaves to corporations, people are photocopied instead of born, and the baby jesus is a very popular anal probe.
Ha! I love that they're available in paperback. It's not that hard to get a book "published" on Kindle (hint hint, dave h) anymore but if you want that shit in paperback you have to front some cash. Must be a market for it.
LOCATEDQuote:
Originally Posted by DADZIG
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/for...nta-kiss-expo/
Ahhh, good ol' Blabbermouth. Where dudes in their 40s call other dudes in their 40s "snowflake" in the comments sections of Mike Muir news stories.
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?
Except for the Mike Muir part, I think you basically just described "the Internet"Quote:
Originally Posted by mibuzzboard
Pretty much
From those comments...What is this? Some sort of bot??:
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100014409374827
NOTFUHRER!
Moot point, as I don't identify with the human herd. Cattle mentality and the accompanying irrational behavioral patterns don't sit well with me. Which is also why I refer to humans in third person, a subtle nuance an intelligent person would have read into.
But not you though, you perfectly fit the profile, seeing how once again you fail at getting stuff or making sense ;) But still, an understandable effort, you are probably still hurting by that chain of pwnage. And it's only parroting cliches because you really cannot do better.
You humans, sometimes I am amazed you made it this far. And since you wouldn't get the nuance, there are two contexts to that, the first being that you still haven't succumb to your stupidity, and the second being "this far into devolution". I suppose that's why you cherish the establishment and its mediocrity so much, even if it is what pushes you to regress into cattle, you still get to survive, suckling at its toxic tit. It's your mommy, that's what your infant mind can identify it as, not as what it really is.
And just in case you are perplexed how me responding to your post is something that makes sense, since you obviously can't get all this, it is quite simple - you are not the intended audience, just the means of making a point for the occasional few that can get it ;)
You know this guy has a huge sword collection.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Oobir